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in 2014 you were either imagining your otp to angel with a shotgun or you were imagining them to clarity by zedd it's one or the other

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Whenever I make fun of deer skull old god blood pomegranate cannibal flesh teeth, it's vitally important that you know that I'm saying you can't write whatever you want. You have to write what I want and the only thing I want is gnome-centric sims 4 erotica

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wplace sure is a milkshake duck

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mutual just posted "ok i'm normal now". objective: survive their reverse-chronological dashboard breakdown (wave 1 of 30)

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copying and pasting this over to here. don’t use wplace anymore. stop using this shit.

please reblog.

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It's fucking INSANE how effective these fucking gacha games are at marketing things nobody gives a fuck about. WHY do you give any shits at all about dead Japanese race horses? Because of anime bitches. Three years there's gonna be a gacha game about chemical companies n u guys are gonna be all "every time I drink a glass of water I get so happy imagining PFOA-chan entering my body and becoming a part of me" n blasting creamy ribbons across EPA contamination reports.

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Mainstream pop Stan’s really are just so insufferable. They’ll demand you take their McDonald’s as a musician ass fave seriously so when you get serious and explain why said pop star is more of a corporation than an artist they’ll get condescending and try to act like you’re taking things way too seriously. “It’s just pop that’s what pop music is!” So is it art or not? Because I think it is. I take pop seriously but now all of a sudden you don’t and we should just turn our brains off and get silly? Oh… but when I don’t like your fave it’s because I’m displaying a lack of respect for the genre? They are professionals at saying a bunch of nothing

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yeahh i could just never really understand the "fucked stupid" trope i mean there's no way someone could go so hard you forget how to form words! it's just not realistic. now if you want to come over here and prove me wrong i'm all up for it but i highly doubt it. but again if you're really set on proving me wrong my door is open and unlocked and here are my coordinates. if you're interested

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absolutely insane how small tumblr is

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THIS MADNESS WAR IS FUCKED, MAN. I JUST SAW A GUY CLAP HIS HANDS AND SAY "THE INESCAPABLE EYE" OR SOME SIMILAR SHIT. AND EVERYONE BURNED TO A MADDENED CRISP FROM THE INSIDE OUT AND PLUCKED OUT THEIR EYES. THE CAMERA DIDN'T EVEN PAN OVER, THAT'S HOW COMMON SHIT LIKE THIS IS. MY ASS IS CASTING FAMILIAL RANCOR AND ENDURE. I THINK I JUST HEARD "INVISIBLE URUMI SPECTRE" TWO GROUPS OVER. I GOTTA GET THE FUCK OUT OF HERE

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opposite of a wife guy im a my friends guy. oh you like that flower thats crazy my friend literally gardens. oh you ate a bagel today thats crazy when i hung out with my friend we got bagels. oh you took a walk by some water that's crazy because a year ago me and my friend took this specific walk by the water and it was meaningful. phone screen of my friends. always talking about my friends. starting to think nobody else has my friends in the same way that i have my friends and im really sorry about that you know what i mean

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asking for praise for a thing you made feels so humiliating like oooh look at me I’m a little animal and I did a trick and made a thing can I have pets and treats about it. and then somebody tells you it’s good and you understand why golden retrievers are the way they are

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YouTube is implementing an AI policy that tracks your watch history and determines your age with it. The only way to be able to continue watching the videos you want on YouTube if you've been falsley flagged as a minor by their AI is to give YouTube your government ID. This is being implemented in the US right now. It is essential to rage against this and put YouTube in the fucking ground if they continue with it—that may be the only way to make them backtrack. But damn isn't that hard to do when responding to this announcement with a polite but negative comment flags you for violating community guidelines and bans you from even posting it?

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I love my you #myyou

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susie hugs