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can anyone tell me the watch order for every movie ever so i can understand all references and homages

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I dunno man. I found out today that a subway sandwich is $14 now. A shitty subway footlong sandwich that isn't actually 12 inches long and is occasionally made with expired ingredients and was never a great option to start with. I ate those in high school because I was broke and at the mall a lot.

There are poke bowls in my city from a local place for $16. Super fresh fish and veg, warm rice, more than I can eat in one sitting, for the price of a sandwich and a drink at america's most mid-tier sandwich shop.

Someone in another post said (paraphrased) you used to be able to get something mediocre for cheap, but now the mediocre things cost as much as the nice things so why would you?

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i love when a cat looks up and its head is a funny shape

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A friend sent this to me. I'm fucking dying!!!! 😂💀🤣💀

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My favorite kind of customer

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I love when there's characters that are pair bonded and you know that wherever one of them is the other is also gonna be there.

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Farcille is so interesting to me because at first it comes off as a very fluffy ship but the more you reread the series the more you realize they actually have some serious baggage to work through before they could believably be in a romantic relationship… but that baggage has nothing to do with the necromancy or the accidental transformation or the violations of the in-universe Geneva Convention or the (SPOILERS) cannibalism (/SPOILERS) and everything to do with Marcille treating Falin like she’s a Precious Moments figurine

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common occurrences with #adhd

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LotR + Blades

Next

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This is probably different for different people but for me personally ADHD feels like if you can only carry a cup of water across a room if you’re juggling with your other hand

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hahaha omg y'allllll I'm getting encased in tree sap rn what kinda pose should I fossilize in 🤣

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if you ever find yourself thinking “wow I scraped the bottom of the barrel with my energy with that and came out okay!” that’s the devil talking. you did not come out okay. you borrowed energy from the future. you will repay it if you don’t rest and replenish the borrowed energy first.

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Happy 420 did you know drug usage is canon in Dungeon Meshi and that modern Fleki smokes weed (in canon she uses hallucinogenic mushrooms)

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haha thats so funny [face gets gravely serious] but were you not a staunch and trusted ally i would have you executed for such a joke

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white boy SHOCKS friend group by growing perfect c cup breasts