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Same honestly

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That really hurt my pride

Ouch 🤣

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Money dog, dog with the money, dog money

this is the money dog, repost in the next 24 hours and money will come your way!!

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They lost Annabelle, you know the creepy possessed doll. B---- you better FIND ........ Annabelle, before she kills over 100000 or much more virgin children in cold blood.

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My Dad: Likes to conserve energy

Also my dad: Installs 6 lights in my room, instead of four or two

😂

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I'm going to try and take care of myself more, I don't really do it much, or at least I don't really think about it.

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I am invisible 🫥

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DELETE THIS POST

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Can we start making eau du toilettes into Eau De Parfum, please and thank you.

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Me taking my Metformin every night

I hate it, it tastes like hydrochloride, because it is hydrochloride

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Why do hot cross buns have one grain of sand in them

Like you get to the middle of the hot cross bun and then sand, you can taste sand

And it's not just one hot cross bun either it's all of them, every damn hot cross bun that is made and will ever be made, has one grain of sand.

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La-la-la-lava ch-ch-ch-chicken Steve's Lava Chicken, yeah, it's tasty as hell Ooh, mamacita, now you're ringin' the bell Crispy and juicy, now you're havin' a snack Ooh, super spicy, it's a lava attack!

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Why does your brain dream about being in school?

God knows I hated school, why do I have to dream about it after I've left school

It erks me, so much

Anyway whatever

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Willy Wonka and The Tariff Factory

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You know what I wasn't ready for as an @ustralian who's local election is coming up

Local MP politicians calling me!?

I just had Susan Templeman (The MP for Penrith) call me, you know what I did, I didn't pick it up, and I blocked a Federal Politicians number

Don't f"cking call me. I don't want to talk