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IT'S MY BIRTHDAY, but more importantly, IT'S HARRY'S BIRTHDAY TOO!!!!

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Half-Blood Prince is like:

Hermione: I wish Ron liked me back

Ron: I wish Hermione liked me back

Lavender: I wish Ron liked me back

Ginny: I wish Harry liked me back

Dean: I wish Ginny liked me back

Seamus: I wish dean liked me back

Harry: I wish Ginny liked me back

Draco: The only way to save myself and my family is to kill Dumbledore which will end the rest of the entire wizarding world, Snape and Harry won’t get off my back, and i have no idea how to fix the magic cabinet but if i fail GrayBack will kill me and my mother

Snape: I wish Lilly liked me back

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Teen Remus: what's an orgasm?

Teen James: It’s where you fold the little papers into birds and shit.

Teen Sirius: That’s oregano, bitch

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“All the world will be your enemy, Prince with a Thousand Enemies, and whenever they catch you, they will kill you.

But first they must catch you—"

[Richard Adams' Watership Down]

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Snape Chronicles //Batch 3.1// A manifestation of my hyper-fixation.

A field (2025)

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since it's exam time

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Severitus plot thingy (again)

Severitus where Severus recognizes abuse in pretty much anyone. He's constantly pulling Slytherins aside to talk about home life, Ravenclaws, even Hufflepuffs, but not him.

He's so desperate for anyone to notice, anyone to actually, truly care, to do something, but that never happens.

Severus assigns a detention and Harry just loses it the second he steps in. Severus makes a single comment, and Harry is completely breaking down. He's shouting, screaming, even better if he's breaking things. Like, absolutely crashing TF out, and then he storms out.

When he shows up to classes the next day, he expects to be practically murdered by Snape, but he's not.

1) An apology letter on his desk, explaining his behavior, demeanor, and offering to help.

2) He gets asked to step out, just like he does with the Slytherins.

3) Normal class period.

4) A hug/reassuring words/just a form of comfort, really.

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i think about him constantly

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He needs a raise…

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Harry: Oh! I survived! Brilliant! I love it when I do that.

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pre hogwarts hermione

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Look what I got!!

I've always wanted to read this biography, and the figurine and time-turner are just extra treats on top :D

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harry potter as memes part 1 feat.

1. ron having the emotional range of a teaspoon

2. neville being accident prone

3. hermione being done with all this fucking bullshit

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when the objectively bad person has traumatic and honestly reasonable reasons for why theyre like that but it doesnt excuse their actions and only serves to make them more tragic as a character

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he strongly disagrees

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teddy is going through a rebellious phase

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I cant take any Snape hate seriously in Marauders era because it all starts sounding like this