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look man, im just part of the random encounter table. i dont want to have this fight any more than you do. just put away the enchanted greatsword and we can both go back to having a nice day at the mall, ok? you do have to flee the battle though. like a little bitch, thats right.

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I think when you correctly identify a trauma that is the base of a woe of yours it should just disappear. It should be like "aaahh. you got me" and vanish and leave 100 dollars behind

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The classic PMD Protagonist...

For your humans-turned pokemon, how does the character feel different after first waking up?

How hard is it to adjust to?

Does a human get lost in instincts normally tame to other mon?

Do new bodies bring miscomfort or confusion?

(In all the years we've been reading fics, everyone handles the transition a little differently, from questioning what it means to even be human right down to the simple 'It's fun just dont think about it'. How do YOUR humans fare?)

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Agates carved into orange slices by wutong_crystal_carvings.

Source: x

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every day cats fall asleep in front of you because they trust you, yet they look so grabbable. burdening you with emotional labor

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Let me in the lobster hotbox

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re-upload of my fallout 2 edit, including a watermark since this video has been reposted without credit to me. its obnoxious but unfortunately this is what has to happen

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Reblog if you want to drink the murky and sinister drinks in Team Galactic’s Fridge

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heartbreaking:

girl has sooooooo many ambitions and ideas for projects but can only get 1.5 basic tasks done per day

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i love things that come in glass jars because once its over the glass jar is mine

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at some point in your life you will be boiling fruit, water, sugar, and lemon juice in a pot to make a syrup or jam. the instructions will tell you to simmer for a certain amt of time. your timer will go off and you will look at the pot and go, "hm, this doesn't look thick enough. maybe i'll let it go for another 10 minutes." this is the devil speaking. it's only so liquid right now because it is at boiling point. it will thicken when it cools down. learn from the follies of my youth and do not let this happen to you

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as a child being told "the moon controls the tides" with no additional explanation was like. oh okay. you want me to believe in magic? you're talking about magic right now? okay. fine

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This 'jacking off' idea you mentioned sounds intriguing. Have your people call my people

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if you see me spinning my food and taking bites in nonsensical order it's simply because i'm eating around the bite i've determined will be the optimal final taste 😌

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📦 Shipping update: we're not delivering your parcel because you are intrinsically evil

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