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Teaching him how to use technology and he just immediately does this
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my phone is telling me about a "new single by hatsune miku!" bestie that is an instrument. this is not sufficient information. yeah man youre gonna love this theres a new song by Trombone on the charts
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all these gay girls are like "wow i want a big lady to step on me" but where is the love for short girls stepping on you? short girl intimidating you with her presence and body language alone until you fall over and she steps on you?? short girl taking down a girl who's much taller than her and making her submit??? where's the love for my shadow of the colossus bitches???
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hey can you guys keep an eye on my red explosive barrels while i go take a nap

do NOT smoke weed beside them
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guy who has chronic pain and fatigue: man why can't i do more stuff
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Make sure you say "I wonder what they're doing right now..." about your comic relief friends every now and then so the episode can cut to their B plot
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in sargon they have uma musume but with originium slug girls and if you draw porn of them the lords ameer will send linebreaker to your house
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