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Title: A celebrated ewe

Artist: Unknown

Date: undated

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watching someone play this new dk game and wow. nintendos voice direction is done by aliens or something

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A delicious table for one

for Traffic Cone tonight. 🔶

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does anyone else get really fucking scared

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My favorite sport to play is sleep in bed. Here are the rules: you need a bed and a blanky and a pillow. You lay on bed with your head on pillow and blanky on you. You lay there and fall asleep for some time until morning. This means you win. Im going to go play it now

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They made a Pokémon baced on a ice cream.

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i was always scared of going to the eye doctor and getting the eyedrop that flashbangs you so they could look in your eye better, so for YEARS i always said i dont want to have that done and id do it later. then the one year im brave enough to have it done, they tell me nah actually technology advanced enough that you dont need the eyedrop anymore and we can just take a pic of ur eye and see everything fine.

the moral of the story is to never do anything and put everything off until its eventually made easier

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rotate him

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i open youtube. i click on video. i close tab because person sounds like a youtuber

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#dafuq?

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dogshit = something sucks

horseshit/bullshit = somethings unfair

apeshit = somethings crazy

what other types of animal poop express certain concepts? and can we invent more

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this is my favorite part of the rooster

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My mom left an eviction notice for the carpenter bees burrowing into our porch

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it turns out this ps2 game is not actually about giant robots but is entirely focused on the unfortunately incredibly funny suffering of this specific teenager. like look at this shit

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Baby Robin is learning how to use the pond.