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im in so much pain so so much pain. my feet hurt so bad i try to ease the pressure by standing on one foot but then the foot im standing on hurts so bad that cant even focus on the relief of lifting the other. im going unbelievably slow. im stocking like. 2 items every 10 mins sometimes just 1. it’s my 3rd day and i hate every fucking second of it the pain is making me so emotional it’s making me suck ass at this job. i hate this i hate this so much i want to throw up. i almost did throw up when i went to pee 30 minutes ago. i want to sleep and never think about this. im dreading getting back up after my lunch break and getting back on my feet. i want to quit (i probably won’t) and it’s only my third day. every time ive gotten back from work all three days ive been scheduled i have been in indescribable pain. it’s always something different. but i always end the night limping to the bathroom and gasping from how bad it hurts as i try to get comfortable on the couch. im so worried my first 2 days i usually start getting irritatible around the last 2 hours, thats when the pain gets almost impossible to mangage. but today it was an hour before lunch. and its not like i can tell anyone. like if i tell them my feet hurt or something gay like that theyre gonna say “well maybe stocking isn’t for you”. im so so scared im so scared the pains only gonna get worse i have 5 more hours i dont wanna feel anymore pain i wanna go home i wanna go home and cry and hug my dad this wouldnt be as bad if i wasn’t in pain this would be average / meh / a little bad but right now im fantasizing about clocking out, walking out of the building and never coming back. im so scared to get back to work im so so scared it hurts so fucking bad i can’t focus on anything other than the pain
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god im such major loser. no one on earth is a bigger loser than me
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the only time i’ll confront someone is if i feel like i have the upper hand. i don’t know exactly likehow this applies it’s usually just a guy feeling.
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How to Grow the Fuck Up: Guides to Life
I know it can be a nightmare to dig through the tags and see all those asks and not the guides. So here is a handy-dandy list of all the “official” how-to posts.
FYI: This used to be a rude advice blog. It is not any longer. Some of the really old guides still use that format, but as they are updated with more information, they’re edited to fit the new, less abrasive format. For more info, please visit the about page.
All posts are written by Jez (@typesetjez, formerly called “The Responsible One”) unless otherwise noted.
Apartments/Houses/Moving
Moving Out and Getting an Apartment, Part 1: Are You Sure?
Moving Out and Getting an Apartment, Part 2: Finding the Damn Apartment
Moving Out and Getting an Apartment, Part 3: Questions to Ask about the Damn Apartment
Moving Out and Getting an Apartment, Part 4: Packing and Moving All of Your Shit
How to Protect Your Home Against Break-Ins
How to (Fairly) Share a Parking Spot
Everything You Need for Your First Apartment
Civic Duty
Important (Nonpartisan) Links for Voters
What to Expect from the Hell That Is Jury Duty
Consumer Information
How to Open a Bar Tab by The Sudden Adult
Bar Etiquette by The Sudden Adult
Customer Etiquette - tag, mostly follower suggestions
How, Who, and When to Tip in the US
What to Expect from a Salon Appointment
Education
How to Find a Fucking College by The Sudden Adult
How to Find Some Fucking Money for College by The Sudden Adult
What to Do When You Can’t Afford Your #1 Post-Secondary School by The Sudden Adult
Stop Shitting on Community College Kids (Why Community College is Fucking Awesome)
How to Ask for a Recommendation Letter
How to Choose a College Major by The Sudden Adult
What’s the Deal with 3-Hour Classes: a List of Pros and Cons
Reasons to Take a Foreign Language in High School
What You Really Need to Bring to College (And What You Can Leave Behind)
Essentials for Commuting Students
Survival Tips for Commuting Students
How to Tell Your Professor You’ll Be Missing Classes
College Tours: What to Expect and What to Ask
Finances
How to Write a Goddamn Check
How to Build Credit and Prove You Can Handle Your Finances
Debit vs Credit
What to Do if Your Wallet is Stolen/Lost by The Sudden Adult
Budgeting 101
Important Tax Links to Know
How to Choose a Bank Without Screwing Yourself
What to Know before Sharing a Bank Account
Pay Your Credit Card Immediately vs. Waiting for the Bill
57 Ways the Library Can Save You Money & Improve Your Life
Health
How to Stop Whining and Make a Damn Appointment
How to Deal with a Chemical Burn
How to Take Care of Yourself When You’re Sick
Deal with your Wisdom Teeth Pain, You Baby
Should I See an OBGYN? A Q&A for Vagina Owners
How to Survive Your Mental Health on a Daily Basis with the help of guest blogger @tinyadventureclub
44 Things You Probably Didn’t Know about Therapy
Home Life & Cleaning
How Not to Live in Filth by The Sudden Adult
Grow Up and Buy Your Own Groceries
How to Do Your Laundry Without Ruining Your Wardrobe
How to Unclog Your Drain [Without Chemicals]
How to Clean Linoleum Floors
How to Care for Your Pillows
Dealing with Weevils (AKA Flour Bugs)
Dealing with Silverfish
Important Documents
How to Get a Copy of Your Birth Certificate
How to Get a Replacement ID
How to Get a Replacement Social Security or Green Card
Job Hunting & Work Life
Create a Plan for Job Hunting Success
How to Write a Resume Like a Boss
How to Write a Cover Letter Someone Will Actually Read
How to Handle a Phone Interview without Fucking Up
10 Sites to Start Your Job Search
Best Sites to Post Your Resume
10 Ways to Win at Job Fairs
How to Ace Your Skype Interview
How to Crush It at Your Interview
Questions to Ask in an Interview [Resource Links]
Interview Tips for (Public) Librarians
How to Avoid Falling into a Pit of Despair While Job Hunting
20 Random Tips for Surviving a Library Job
Who to Use as a Character (Personal) Reference
Life Skills
Staying in Touch with Friends/Family by The Sudden Adult
How to Make a List of Goals
How to Ask a Good Question
How to Improve Your Typing Speed
When to Use “Who” and “Whom”
Miscellaneous
How to (Safely) Celebrate with Fireworks
100 Mostly Helpful Tips for Life
Tiny Adventure Guide - Live Adventurously! from our sister site, @tinyadventureclub
Relationships
Marriage: What the Fuck Does It Mean and How the Hell Do I Know When I’m Ready? (Guest post - The Northwest Adult)
How Fucked Are You for Moving In with Your Significant Other: An Interview with an Actual Real-Life Couple Living Together™ (mintypineapple and catastrofries)
How to Stay in Contact During a Long-Distance Relationship
Where to Make Friends as an Adult by The Sudden Adult
Self Care, Beauty, & Fashion
How to Find the Right Heels for You
Get Rid of Acne - Fast!
An Introduction to Bras
How to Prevent Acne & Wrinkles
Dress Codes and What They Actually Mean
Clothing to Buy When Moving to a Colder Climate
Travel & Vehicles
How to Winterize Your Piece of Shit Vehicle
How to Make Public Transportation Your Bitch
How to Survive Plane Trips by The Sudden Adult
What to Do After a Car Accident by The Sudden Adult
Other Blog Features
Tuesday Twitter Round-Up (links to relevant articles - Posts regularly on Tuesdays)
Adulting Wins (Posts regularly on Wednesdays)
Adulting Fails (Posts regularly on Fridays)
Success Stories
Follower Map - Add yourself & let’s see how far this lil blog can reach
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i want to be abused but i don’t think it’s really in a sexual way. there’s this one tweet about something something i fantasize about this character coming home drunk beating me till i can’t breathe and then they hold me and cry and apologize all night and it gets reposted so much just for the sheer absurdity of it but god. that’s sounds amazing. sounds like heaven on earth. i don’t think i’d ever feel more loved in my life. i was sexting this random girl a few weeks ago, and she starts telling me how she’s gonna force me to suck her dick and have me choke on it till i like pass out or something, and it sounded kinda nice but then i think of her traveling down here all the way across the country and actually doing something like that? it kinda turned me off, i didn’t really care in the moment i think i was just desperate to get off but i ghosted her afterwards soley because of that fear. of like. having to choke on her dick till i pass out lol. i still feel really bad, she was really sweet, but honestly we’d only started talking that same day and then she immediately told me after we both got off that she had a kid like. wat. so freakingstrange man. i’ve been craving a really really bad and not healthy relationship (AGAIN LOLS) i want to feel trapped i want to be hit really hard on the head and pushed to the ground and then be told it was because they loved me god that sounds so great. god i want to be controlled, i want to be beaten, i want them to hold me and cry and cry for ever laying their fingers on me god i would feel so so loved.this. this is love man. honelsty it might be kind of hot i think. im into weirder stuff i think this is fine. but i feel like its mooooostly not sexual like at least 99% of it. i dont think its a sex thing actually. hm hm. hm. whatever it’s late and i still wanna try n finish this fic im reading before the sun comes up lolol. good freaking night my tumblr blog
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im so fucking nervous but i guess not as nervous as i was waking up. i have a stupid job interview at Walmart and im so scared ill fuck it up. i need a job more than anything right now and im just so nervous ill do something stupid (AGAIN!) and i won’t get a call back. i feel like i never know what to expect when i show up to an interview it’s always different!! i went to my interview at 7/11 and prepared like crazy- had like, 3 full pages of notes on what to say and answer and then i get there and like? name, age, can you work over night, bye! was out of there in less than 10 mins and that included waiting for the hiring manager to fucking arrive to the location! so the im like. ok damn! what was i even thinking preparing like this for a job like 7/11 i need to chill (didn’t even get the job anyways). so then fast forward a few months i get an interview at dollar tree, and im thinking like, ohh ok! no biggie! no one would willing want to work at dollar tree! so i tried to be nonchalant about it, i still prepared and everything but? oh my GOD, it was like 30 fucking minutes of questions i feel like would only need to get asked if i was applying for a management position at a law firm!! “where do you see your self in our company in the next 10 years?” i don’t know man! hopefully not fucking working here! hopefully dead honestly! and it was even stranger because he specifically reached out to MY rehab coach to see if she had anyone who was willing to come in and interview. like? so he works with people like this, as in like, disabled people. it’s a fucking dollar tree man!! why would you be asking these questions to someone applying to a fucking cashier position at a FUCKING DOLLAR TREE. god!! anyways this is all just making me so nervous for my interveiw in like? less than 20 mins at walmart. most of the people i’ve seen talk about the interview process here say like. requirements for getting the job are! have a pulse, don’t be high (optional) congrats! you are now a walmart employee! but after the stupid dollar tree interview i had a while back, i don’t know who to believe or what even i should be preparing for!! i pray to every god that’s ever been perceived that they ask me like, what’s ur availability? cool. any criminal history? cool. when can you start? awesome. we’ll call you back to let you know when you can start! god that’s would be awesome. it was one thing getting denying a position at 7/11 but i feel like im just doomed at this point if i don’t get the job at fucking walmart man. UGH my ubers almost here 
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just sexted with someone i don’t even know but she was so nice and said so many things my head hurts i feel terrible
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new shrink plastic charms for november first 🍀🍎🍧 which one is your favorite?
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here’s a cool blinkies collection i gathered from tumblr, adriansblinkiescollection.org, and blinkies cafe! enjoy! :D
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