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if i see one more “first pack we got lakario” ad i will debone myself and turn my eyeballs and eardrums into soup.

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psa i just found out if you rest your nails gently on the surface of your turtle’s shell, it’ll do adorable little wiggles because it enjoys having its shell scratched

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Gesturing wildly with her arms and grunting whenever she spoke, Dr. Jane Goodall returned from her latest expedition with an annoying chimp accent, sources confirmed Monday. “She was there for, like, six weeks, and now she’s acting like it’s totally natural for her to puff out her lips, hit her chest with her fists, and scream unintelligible howls any time we speak,” said research assistant Jake Granger, who noted that ever since Goodall got back from the Congo rainforest, the famed primate researcher had been acting like she’d spent her entire life living as a great ape instead of growing up as a human woman born in Britain.

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hey guys don’t do this i am bleeding

help i put superglue on my toenails and now there’s superglue on my toenails :(

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ok it’s dried i’m going to peel it off

help i put superglue on my toenails and now there’s superglue on my toenails :(

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i just took a shower and most of it came off so now i’m putting some on my fingernails

help i put superglue on my toenails and now there’s superglue on my toenails :(

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help i put superglue on my toenails and now there’s superglue on my toenails :(

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is this paragraph about ai videos or am i reading too deep into it?

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“peaked in high school” girl i peaked at five years old

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joseph ROBINETTE biden???

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well at least jd gets two christmases

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strawberries are such an aesthetic fruit like wdym they’re pretty and have good personalities

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asserting dominance on my friends by saying “good girl” after they complete small favors

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i didn’t even ship them before because i was on team triden but with everything that’s been happening im a trelon shipper now too :(

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can we agree that the imperial system is disgusting and belongs in the deepest darkest depths of hell but mm/dd is much more convenient than dd/mm