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A and B are playing an fps game on opposite teams.

A has the photic sneeze gene and B has the kink and also enjoys a little trolling. With every single given opportunity, B will throw a flashbang at A to make them sneeze, and usually make them lose the match because of it.

"Dude! F-hhh-ucking stop! hhHEH-TSSCHEW!!" A whines, followed by another sneeze.

"Never! 😈" Bellows B, leaning in closer to the mic for extra emphasis on the bass in their voice.

Idk is this anything?

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There's something incredibly arousing about someone leaning in to an inducing tool.

They're so desperate to get their sneeze out that their back arches forward a bit, and their nose points up at a 30 degree angle.

With each stroke of a feather, each sniff of pepper, each particle of pollen, they feel as if their body is being lifted as they hitch and hitch and hitch.

When they finally get that release, it's the best feeling in the world.

But when they don't, they just sigh, whimpering pathetically, and lean forward into the tool once more.

There's just something so... submissive about it...

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16 and 19

Thank you for the ask anon! These two will probably be pretty short and I hope that isn’t too disappointing.

16. Have you ever sneezed during a kiss or during sex?

Nope. Probably would kill the mood a little unless I was with someone who shared the kink.

19. Have you ever had a stranger comment on your cold or allergies?

Thankfully, no. Where I live the culture is such that we very much avoid talking to strangers unless absolutely necessary, so we are all happy to ignore the random people around in public. Now, I can say that people have definitely given me looks when I’ve been sniffling and wiping my running nose at the start of a cold before, but no one has actually said anything. Which is perfect because that way I can just go on pretending that I was not a big fucking mess on that fine winter morning.

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8, 13 and 15 💜

Thank you so much for the very first ask anon!

8. Have you ever sneezed uncovered in front of people?

If we are talking about literally anyone, then the answer is yes. Though it’s almost all just family members since I don’t always bother covering at home. But out in public where there is a risk of literally anyone else perceiving me? I mean it maybe has happened once or twice but I don’t have a clear memory of any such times.

13. Have you ever sneezed on someone accidentally?

Not to my knowledge! Which is good because the thought of doing that just about kills me with how mortifying it would be. As mentioned above, I am pretty self-conscious about sneezing around people other than my family, so I tend to cover pretty effectively.

15. Have you ever sneezed on someone while you had a cold?

This is probably the easiest of the bunch for me to answer since the answer is a definite nope. Mostly because my regular sick day plan involves finding the nearest hole (my bed) to curl up in and just avoid any and all human contact. And at least so far no one has gotten close enough to my sick nest to be in the spray zone.

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“If you’re going to make me sneeze, you better do it properly”

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Snz "Have you ever?"

(Obviously, interpret these as "have you ever, in your ADULT life".)

Send me asks, or reblog if you want asks.

Have you ever sneezed while giving a presentation or performance?

Have you ever had to blow your nose/had a runny nose during a presentation or performance?

Have you ever sneezed during an important life event?

Have you ever had to blow your nose/had a runny nose during an important life event?

Have you ever been blessed by a stranger?

Have you ever used a handkerchief?

Have you ever used someone else's handkerchief?

Have you ever sneezed uncovered in front of people?

Have you ever covered a sneeze with something that wasn't a tissue, handkerchief, your elbow or your hands?

...That didn't belong to you?

Have you ever blown your nose on something that wasn't a tissue or handkerchief?

...That didn't belong to you?

Have you ever sneezed on someone accidentally?

Have you ever sneezed on someone deliberately?

Have you ever sneezed on someone while you had a cold?

Have you ever sneezed during a kiss or during sex?

Have you ever been sneezed on by another adult?

Have you ever been with a partner who sneezed during a kiss or during sex?

Have you ever had a stranger comment on your cold or allergies?

Has someone famous seen you sneeze or blow your nose (to your knowledge)?

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Just a cute snzario my brain cooked up-

You usually sneeze twice, so he waits to bless you after the second (or maybe gives you a pre-bless you), so when his blessings are interrupted by an abrupt third and then some, his eyebrows raise. He’s hesitant to deliver a final attempt at a blessing, making sure you’re done.

“…You feeling okay? You don’t usually sneeze like that, not even during allergy season.”

You brush him off and mutter some excuse to quell his worry. It’s a one-off, right? Everything’s fine.

Time passes. It’s movie night, so he’s sat on the couch, flipping through movies. You excitedly announce that you’re going to make popcorn, your voice sounding slightly off.

In goes the popcorn bag, into the microwave. You set it for the desired time and wait when that annoying tickle pricks at your nose again; another little fit.

Shit, he hears it. The movie wasn’t even started yet, he was waiting for you, sitting in silence, meaning he heard every stuffy little sound.

“You done…?” He calls out playfully.

“No-“ you barely have a chance to reply before more overtake you. You’re left all sniffly.

“Bless you! Wow! You’re definitely coming down with something… finish up that popcorn and hurry your butt back over here!” He’s already pulling the blanket off from the backrest.

When you return, he pats his chest, meaning, come here, it’s cuddle time. He makes sure you’re all cozy, sat up and snuggled on top of him. He starts the movie, which the audio is accented with crunches of popcorn and incessant sniffles.

He hands you a tissue. “Here, sniffles.” to which you wipe your nose, not wanting to make much sound, but it’s too late for that anyways. He chuckles, “Don’t just wipe, blow… and you’re definitely taking some medicine after the movie.”

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I just love calling out responses to sneezes from other rooms and the response of Oh no, you heard that??

And being playfully commanding~

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Teaching you to sneeze proper and ladylike because "it's polite" with the ulterior motive of watching you struggle as you grow more and more desperate as each dainty sneeze fails to do anything until you give in and explode into a messy unrestrained fit

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using the petname “sunshine” for someone with photic sneezes is so cute to me

-> “bless you sunshine”

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Me: Yeah I’m pretty sure I got no allergies or anything

Also me after sleeping with the window open: MY SINUSES HAVE BEEN TAKEN OVER BY SOME MALICIOUS FORCE THAT ONLY EXISTS TO TORTURE ME WHAT THE FUCK

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a sneeze that causes someone else's sneeze >>>>>>>>>>>

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(A little bit of a mess warning at the end. Just a little, though.)

"Don't sneeze," they whisper close to your ear before pulling back just enough to see your face.

They trace a white feather up the side of your face, teasing your cheek, under your eye, then lightly trailing down the bridge of your nose. You can already feel your nose reacting to the stimulation, even before the feather reaches your nostrils. The structured tip of the feather reaches your nostrils and circles them lightly.

Your breath hitches softly and your nostrils flare out in protest. You already feel like you could sneeze, but you have to obey. You can't sneeze so soon. You spend a few moments like that; hitching softly as the feather gently traces your sensitive nostrils.

"Good, keep holding it in for me," they say softly. You can feel their eyes on you, even with your own eyes squinted in concentration as you try to subdue your twitching nose.

Your hand rises naturally to rub the irritation away, but they catch your wrist in their hand. They tug your hand back down to your side. "Nuh uh, no touching. You have to prove to me that you can hold it back on your own."

As punishment, they insert just the tip of the feather into your left nostril. You can feel the feather tickling and teasing the sensitive inside of your nostril. Your nose twitches, your mouth opening wider with panting breaths interrupted by sharp hitches. You can feel every little plume of the feather irritating your nose.

The feather slowly pushes even further into your nose. You gasp. You feel like your nose is quivering, trying desperately to expel the irritant even as you resist. Your eyes water, obscuring what little vision you had left. Your nose is twitching frantically now, nostrils flaring wide.

You can feel your nose running, and you sniffle in an attempt to control yourself. Sniffing like that only causes small fragments of the feather to break off and fly even further up into your sinuses.

"Don't sneeze yet. You have to ask for permission," they tell you, wiggling the feather inside your nose to aggravate it even further.

You open your mouth to ask, to beg to sneeze, but the tickling in your nose is making it nearly impossible to speak. All you manage to do for a few moments is gasp and hitch helplessly.

"P-puhhh-! Ple-hease!" You try, hoping it's enough.

It's not. "Please what? Use your words."

"Cad I- hih! Ca-ahh! Cad I s-sdeehh- Sdeeze? Please-!" Your consonants are nasally as you beg to be allowed to sneeze. Your poor nose is trembling and nearly dripping.

They don't say anything for a moment. You barely hold on, gasping in rapid, sharp breaths as you teeter on the edge.

"Alright, go ahead and sneeze for me." They slowly pull the feather out of your nostril, allowing it to drag against the sensitive flesh as they do so.

Finally given permission, you take in one final gasp of air before expelling it all back out in a massive, desperate sneeze. You can feel mucus shoot from your nose and dribble down to your upper lip. It feels so good to sneeze. You take in a shaky post-sneeze breath ad do it again. Several times in a row, you suck in a huge lungful of air just to shoot it back out in a loud, satisfying sneeze.

By the end of the fit, you're panting and your face is a mess. tears streak down your face and mucus dribbles from your bright red nostrils.

"Oh, good job, honey. You held back so well for me. And now look at how messy you are, poor dear," they coo at you, but they don't make any move to clean you up. Instead, they bring their hand up and press their thumb to the sensitive tip of your nose. "Let's do that again."

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Tying your partner down to a chair and sticking a feather duster between their tits so that it's constantly brushing their nose as they squirm after telling you they've felt a sneeze coming all morning. (Just trying to help, babe)

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"Sorry, I– hhh– know how you are a-ahhhhbout it, so I'm trying not to– hhhh!!!– not to– to sn– hhhhhheeeeze– so I d-don't distraahhhhhct you..."

"Oh my god, no. No, this is worse, please just get it over with if you have to and don't do... this."

"Oh thahhnk god, it was getting really hard to- hhhaaahhh'tSCHIEW! hh'TSCHIUU! Snf, to hold it back. Sorry..."

"...Bless you."

"Ah... sorry, I really did do the opposite of what I meant, didn't I? You're– hhhhiiiihh'tCHSCHIIEW!– blushing."

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Some super quick snz banter for the soul. A and B are whoever you want them to be.

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A barely got any warning before they were overtaken by a forceful sneeze that rattled their head. “huh’kXt!”

“Bless you, kitten,” B said, and then appeared to take enjoyment in watching A’s face contort into a scowl.

“Enough with that stupid nickname already.”

“You even sneeze like a kitten.”

A scoffed. They felt another tickle and scrunched their nose, upper lip arching. “Okay, how’s this?” They spat out quickly before squeezing their eyes shut and attempting a sneeze without restraint this time. “ah’tchEHH’iu!”

B barked out a laugh, watching. “Seriously? That was adorable. Don’t tell me that’s the best you can do.”

“I— what the hell?” A scowled deeper and rubbed aggressively at their nose, trying to hold back any more unwarranted sneezing in hopes of quickly putting an end to this ordeal.

B continued to watch them struggle.

“Seems like you got some more in you there, kitten,” B taunted. “Just let em out, why don’t ya?”

“Fuck you.”

A quickly turned around, putting their back to B, before inhaling sharply and giving in to the relentless itch. “hih’tchESH’uh! … hh’gkXt’h!”

“Ooh, so close!” B leaned over A’s shoulder, trying to get a glimpse of their face. “That first one sounded like it felt good though.”

A sniffled pathetically. “Shut up, already. This isn’t going to stop any time soon.”

B only smiled their shit-eating grin, which A felt like smacking right off their face. “Counting on it.”

A was on the verge of another sneeze and suddenly found themselves feeling a little self-conscious. There was no right way to get through the remainder of their fit with B’s hawk eyes watching their every move, is there? Good thing they don’t really have timetomakeadecision— “hih’djESH’yu! h’kXgt’h! hh’krGHsh’h!”

When A finally drew a raspy breath and blinked open their eyes, B was standing in front of them with a box of tissues in hand. “For the resident kitten.”

A sighed loudly.

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someone hesitantly agreeing to use something that makes them sneeze during sex at their partners request. to their surprise, after climaxing alongside a sneeze, they mumble, “that felt kinda good…”

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So today I was in a long discord call with a friend and she happened to sneeze a couple times. I blessed her out of habit and each time she thanked me she did it with a slightly embarrassed laugh. It all struck me as really cute all of a sudden, so either I have yet again found another random aspect of snz interactions hot, or the increased snz thinking of allergy season has just turned my brain into mush