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"Johnny loves space, Johnny loves women"

he's so real. talk your shit king

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the way eddie munson said ‘oh, stronger than weed? no problem, here’s some KETAMINE. we can snort it if you want, that’s how you get high the quickest.’

anyway, he’s plowing me raw in the back of the trailer loud enough for the neighbors to hear and he loves spray painting shit in the back lot where the abandon cars are.

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one of the most underrated but brilliant parts of cyberpunk that i have been admiring as i get close to the end of my second playthrough is how v's dissolution into johnny is so innocently integrated into the gameplay as a series of fun silly or mechanically powerful loot drops. on a gameplay level its a fun incentive to do side quests! look! you can get johnny's super powerful and sleek gun! how fun! you can get his unique custom paint job car! how cool! you can get a samurai replica jacket like the one v wore in the game's promotions! how silly! you can find his pants and shoes and glasses and look just like him! how sweet! he gives you his dog tags! you might not think twice about it as the player. it's just a bunch of cosmetic quest rewards, after all. but... in world? on a story level? what does it look like to vic? to misty? when v shows up for some cyberware upgrades driving johnny's car, in johnny's pants, in johnny's jacket, in johnny's glasses, in johnny's shoes, with johnny's gun at their hip and johnny's name around their neck? is that still v in there? do they even know what it looks like? do they even care? is that still v in there? is that still v in there? it seems like just a fun little easter egg but what does it look like to the people who are watching their friend dissolve into someone else in front of their eyes?

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what is happening to me... i feel like a dog in heat :/

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images are not mine! icons are from pinterest :)

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i love it when a man looks all sad and beat up like yes baby come here i'll take care of you

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Is there such a thing as too many moodboards of him in the fall?

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imagine being mean to this guy

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Do you know how fucked up your team has to be for Bucky Barnes to be the most stable member

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Usually hate this meme format, but...

RIP Ned the Piemaker from Pushing Daisies, you would have loved weighted blankets.

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to this day i cannot believe i let smeyer convince 12 year old me that the Quileute tribe was unreasonable for hating the Cullens. they could have lived anywhere else but instead they stayed in Forks and forced the wolf pack back into existence, changing the lives of the boys within it forever. it is not at all unreasonable for the tribe to hate the Cullens for taking away the youth of their children !!!!

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when bella didn't want to get married at 18 because she saw how her parents' marriage crumbled and she was opposed to the patriarchal nature of the whole institution, and is bitter about it until the moment she is walking down the aisle, but as soon as she's married she realizes that being mrs. cullen is actually the best thing to ever happen to her and she's immediately ecstatic to have a baby with her husband. the way jacob says "you don't even belong to yourself anymore" about imprinting and is repulsed by the very idea, but then when he imprints he realizes it's actually what he was born to do & nothing could make him happier & he leaves everything behind to live with his mate's family. man once you become aware of the mormon agenda present within the twilight saga it is ALL you're aware of lol

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the fact that renesmee's allure works the exact same way as immortal children is such a great detail that is absolutely never brought up. like everyone she touches wants to defend her to the death? meanwhile characters like the romanians and amun/kebi don't let her use her gift and they're the ones that leave the quickest after the volturi confrontation. this is absolutely going to be built on if stephenie publishes a renesmee book right?

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I’m mostly obsessed with Twilight cause the potential haunts the fuck out of me

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Infinite baths

Washing over me at last