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Thinking about a duct tape wizard

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my cat has not been enjoying the heatwave

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hello!

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can you guys stop fighting over the same peice of lettuce. there is literally more right behind you

Don't get involved in things you don't understand

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And is this train due in 0 minutes in the station with us right now?

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the midwest is so beautiful this time of year…….reblog 2 support our farmers

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Or as Strunk and White said in Elements of Style (to the best of my memory), "Feel free to ignore everything in this book rather than write something inelegant."

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There was a young man from Peru

Whose limericks stopped at line two

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I have some news for members of the united states armed forces who feel like they are pawns in a political game and their assignments being unnecessary.

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‘Top’

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this website’s easy watch. *dangles a bunch of greek gods like keys*

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I love treasure planet in a way that cannot be described by words and only feral mutterings from deep within a cave as I ponder my favorite little rock and talk excitedly about they father-son relationship of Jim Hawkins and his new cyborg dad that he got after being on a ship to find treasure, and his new father-figure turned out to be evil, but it’s okay because then he became good, and then it was sad he had to leave, but they’ll always remember each other and they will be family in each other’s hearts forever no matter if they are able to see each other again or not, and when this dad left Jim it was different in a wonderful way, a way that showed that this new dad truly cared and this time, their bond would not be broken by distance or lack of being able to see each other, this time his dad didn’t leave without saying goodbye.

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Everyone’s experience is valid and I would like to hold space for everyone’s personal choices about their priorities but for me, just personally, as myself, speaking solely as an individual, not attempting to make an overarching statement to encompass all human experiences but just in isolation, I think

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OP: Customer service wants video proof that my rice cooker is giving electric shocks