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Has anyone else had this happen to them?

I was having another monotonous evening when I heard rustling outside my house. When I went to check, I realized this shrimpy nerd had broken onto my property!

Naturally, I asked him why the hell he was at my house, and the guy responded that he'd had a falling out with his friends (or something) and now he needed a place to stay for the time being. He also hoping I'd be kind enough to take him in.

Well, since I'm such a nice, charismatic, funny, person (also 6'5"), I let him stay on my couch in exchange for helping me with some exams. As soon as we got inside, he immediately started making demands of me! He said I needed to buy strawberries or the "Purple One" would come out and turn my flesh into goo. I still have no idea what he meant by that, but I needed groceries anyway, so I left him on the couch while I went to go grab some. But when I came back, the little freeloader had invited over some of his friends! Weren't you in my house in the first place BECAUSE you were a friendless loser?

Now I have a bunch of frightening Italian homosexuals in my house and none of them will fucking leave. The orange one's cool though. Does anyone know how I can get rid of them??

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Why is h approaching 0? Who invited h to the function?

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I appreciate you king 👑

Happy mother's day! I know you're not a mother but I feel like you should have this 🔥

Thanks, you’re the only one who appreciates me

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In celebration of Easter I'm gonna start ovulating

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I don't ever want to hear any of my followers talk shit about the Bob he is such a dapper young gentleman and he's also ASEXUAL so I get to call you homophobic if you do.

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Nothing is more humbling than reading an old fic that you wrote and were super proud of, and realizing it was kinda buns 💔

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There is no character I feel "he should've beem at the club" stronger abput than Bruno Bucciarati. That man was 20 years old and yet was the one (1) responsible voice of reason in charge a group of teens and Abbaccio and is also the closest thing sone of said teens have to a father figure, except his ass is Only Twenty. If he was dad to anyone it should be a Literal Baby, and Yet he keeps collecting teens with parental issues.

He's only 2 years older than Mista. 3 years older than Naramcia. He could've gone to high school with them. He's in cgarge if their wellbeing and mafia missions instead. My god.

Get Bruno out of a high responsibility high pressure enviroment get his ass to the club

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I think more Jjba fans (specifically vento aureo ones) should know about this doujinshi

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Reminder for when he “saves” it. He was the one who wanted this, and now he gets to be the hero and win favour with young constituents. Don’t give him the credit for fixing his own problem.

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I was bored as hell in class today and thought about why Giorno makes frogs so often. I mean, he could make any living creature from his stand, so why those in particular? I think the frogs are meant to be a symbol for Giorno's character: how he changes from being Haruno to randomly getting those Dio genes and becoming Giorno. Frogs are symbols of transformation and growth, and Giorno transforms a LOT, both offscreen and during the part. It also ties into his stand and how he gains the Requiem ability. And his stand's base power is literally transformation! Idk if this was obvious to everyone except me but I thought it was neat.

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What if he knew because he swapped bodies with Narancia? I mean, Silver Chariot Requiem's ability is stated to only swap the souls of the affected, not their brains/ memories. Narancia knew Fugo for a lot longer and would eat with him a lot. It's possible that while Giorno's soul was in Narancia's body, he might have gained "Wow Fugo really likes that dollar tree rotisserie chicken" as a memory. Idk though, because if they swapped brains, I feel like the characters would at least act a little different or mention it but who knows.

At the end of the day a lot of pt 5 happens off screen so maybe they talked about food organically between fights. Idk Giorno is a weirdo

I don’t think we talk about the chicken speech from PHF enough. “Then again, you always liked chicken” you knew him for three days. How did you know that

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Strange Guy

This fellow just knocked on my door and asked me if I had any mouthwash. He was very polite, so of course I gave him some, but I am quite confused. Does anyone know who this is?

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Amoeba Sisters, save me Amoeba Sisters 🙏

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Every time I listen to the Monster Mash I can't help but get a little sad. It makes me think about how if Victor Frankenstein had been a responsible parent then his Creature could've been busting it down with other fictional monsters and having a fun time. But Victor was awful and his Creature became a depressed serial killer instead of a silly guy.

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To every lesbian who has a shrine dedicated to a random fictional man, I love you.