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Hi my name is Elim (Tain) Garak and I have ebony black hair as soft as a regnar’s (that's how I got my code name) with gray streaks that reaches my chin and icy blue eyes like limpid tears and a lot of people tell me I look like Enabran Tain (AN: if u don't know who he is get da hell out of here!). I'm not related to Preloc but I wish I was because he's a major fucking hottie and an amazing author. I'm half Hebitian but I pass as full Cardassian. I have pale gray scales. I'm also a spy, and I live in a space station called DS9 in Bajoran space where I’m a tailor (I'm 49). I'm a patriot (in case you couldn't tell) and I wear mostly cardassian styles. I love the National State Clothiers and I illegally import all my fabrics from there. For example today I was wearing a brown shirt with matching brown pants and shoulder pads, purple accents and a leopard print undershirt. I had gel in my hair, blue ridge blush and forehead blush. I was walking around the promenade. The temperature controls were malfunctioning so it was warmer than usual, which I was very happy about. A lot of federajis stared at me. I put up my middle finger at them.

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I am Odo posting again. Here is a clay Odo I made at work today, I work at a summer camp so I had no time to make a humanoid body, instead he is goo. My goo man. The kids thought he was goofy and that the name Odo was “75% cool 25% strange and unsettling.”

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My submission for a ship that involves characters from completely different shows. It’s not even muppet x human it’s muppet x secret pile of goo and I think they would all get along quite well (in that way too yeah 😏).

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Once again, Captain Kirk saves the day

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just started watching star trek for the first time. is this accurate

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Why do so many artists (on specifically instagram) draw Garak and Bashir like… the same age. Guys going off actors alone Garak is at LEAST 20 years older than him and is def like more middle aged like where are you guys getting “they are in the same age group” ????

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a ‘plain simple garak’ for the person who requested it in my inbox :)

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Hi I’m Quark and I’m the owner of the ONLY PURE gold pressed Latinim Odo Labubu.

(Someone PLEASE understand this joke from Tik tok)

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Reading a novel 💞

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Possibly the most important list on my phone. It’s absolutely necessary to have a comprehensive list of all the freaky shit in the gay Star Trek book.

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What would I do without you?

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currently sobbing over this review of “Price of the Phoenix”

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Tumblr should know of my obsession with this book, I finished annotating it and I have 12 pages worth of notes that I took over a few months. It has defeated me but I have also defeated it.

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Whale song

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I watched the Star Trek episode I, Borg a few nights ago so I made this in celebration.

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Lesbian.