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Not pointing any fingers, not naming any names, but a couple of you should sit down and give this video a real good watch.

I don't want to make anyone feel bad for not knowing what bones are, but not all of you know what bones are.

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i don’t trust the bookmark feature on instagram so for the past two years i’ve been saving funny reels by dm’ing them to the french president 💀

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nasty faggotses........

WHYY IS HOMOPHOBIC SMEAGOL IN MY INBOX

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Deltarune is an anagram for Undertale. Snowgrave is an anagram for wrong save. Spamton is an anagram for tampons. Checkmate Toby

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THIS IS KILLING ME. HELP

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Relationship statuses and how much I doubt it if you add "happily" in front of it:

Happily single: I have no reason to question that, nobody else gets to decide how you feel, and I'm happy for you.

Happily dating: Kind of weird that you'd feel the need to clarify. You know you don't have to date someone who doesn't make you happy, right?

Happily engaged: Same as previous, but more so. You know you should not be getting married to someone who doesn't make you happy, right? I'm not leaving before I know that you know.

Happily married: Could go either way tbh, but most likely you are. If someone's not actually happy with their marriage, it shows, no matter what they say.

Happily divorced: Yeah this one I have no reason to doubt. Nobody says they're happy about being divorced unless they really are happy about it.

Happily widowed: I wouldn't doubt that you are but girl did you kill him.

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love this genre of post

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maybe.

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i just rescued a pill bug they’re gonna reward me with a million pill bucks i’m gonna be a fucking pillionaire

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Name: Starman

Debut: Kirby’s Adventure

There is a characteristic in character design that is seldom talked about: the stride

Just look at this little guy walkin! You can just tell this is a creature with immaculate vibes, they’re just here to enjoy life.

And what better way to enjoy life than strolling, jumping and flying across the sky! This is what Starman is all about!

Starman is, well they’re just a little guy, they are like a fat yellow star with a cape, and the tip top of the star is split into 2 to give their head a cute shape! Just making a star-shaped creature that walks on 2 of its star tips is really good already, but then you also make them chunky, AND put little clothes on them? Delightful!

I also want to mention they have no eyes whatsoever! Kind of a rare thing in creature design, eyes are normally what tell you “Oh! This entity is alive!” but Starman has such a lively aura they don’t need any of this trickery.

As I mentioned earlier, Starman has the power to jump super high and fly through the clouds! Living the dream we all wish we could, fortunately for Kirby, this dream can be reality by just gobbling up one of these dudes (Rude!). Starman gives the Hi-Jump Ability! And now Kirby can jump and soar through the sky!

They look like they want Uppies really badly! Fortunately they can grant themselves as many Uppies as they want.

I have to mention, however, Hi-Jump Kirby can do powerful Jumps and attack vertically, both by going up and going back down, however, you can’t actually fly horizontally like Starman can. For this, you’ll have to become Ghost Kirby! Where you can possess a Starman, and THEN you can peacefully fly through the sky :)

I know, you want to be them, we all do…

While they do make regular cameos in spinoffs and official art, Starman hasn’t had a proper in-game appearance since Return To Dream Land, 10 years ago! It breaks my heart! I wanna see my friend-shaped starboy again! They’re one of my favorite creatures ever! Not only design-wise but behavior-wise! They never mean any harm whatsoever! They just want to stroll and fly across the universe to their heart’s content! Please let them do so in peace :)

I care them….

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my dear friend just looked up from the hat she's crocheting for a very large spherical rock we found in the river and said, in a slightly haunted tone that revealed this was the first time she was having this thought, "i should make something for my cousin's real human baby"

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