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(pa kent giving The Talk voice) see when a bull and a cow love each other very much, thatโs how a calf is born [remembers his son came from space] of course if the bull comes from another farm, the cow might not end up taking, but thatโs alright [remembers clark might be gay] sometimes bulls also love other bulls [remembers clark is an alien again] but if the bull is from another farm, he might have a calf if he fools around with bulls from here so he should be careful.
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im supposed to be relaxing but i have something evil to say
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An older comic from when I used to work at Build-A-Bear
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do NOT get gacha games โผ๏ธโจ๐ฅ๐ฅ๐ฏ๐ฏ peace and love
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this music dance experience has been officially cancelled.
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Me, watching my kitten hold still for a suspiciously long time: Ollie, are you peeing on my floor?
Ollie: Not
Me: Are you sure?
Ollie, grunting through time and space to push out a chocolate mcmuffin wider than he is tall: Not
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how it feels to drive a prius on the interstate surrounded on all sides by huge trucks

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