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Is it bad that I kinda wanna hit my crush with a car and then nurse him back to health like a baby bird or it normal? :)
yorue literaly insane
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alright so I'm flimsily constructing a novel around the premise of dating a spider man. not the Marvel kind, but a man who is literally half spider.
so we start off, and it's invasion of the bodysnatchers. a race of aliens that are definitely not yeerks are taking over the Canadian parliament. then, what's this? truck-kun?
the alien wakes up. it's been isekaiid into a fantasy world, and is now in the body of a frail albino prince. and it's up to him (and a troop of plucky heros) to defeat the demon lord!
but along the way, after slaughtering a mass of the demon lord's forces, they take a spider man captive, forcing him to serve as their guide. sparks fly. roses blossom. some weird gay alien/ spider man action commences.
I don't know what happens after that, maybe just 200 pages of biologically accurate spider sex.
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miku i wanna be adored cover would go so hard. should i learn how to do vocaloid
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always some fuckass position with him


i love him i love him i love him
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some wolves I've been working on!
image description: four porcelain wolves in shades of blue, green, and gray, with white fur markings and black eyes.
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what if purgatory wqas called purpletory and it wassss purple 🟪
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minecraft mod where nobody can talk and everyone wears black and white makeup call that mimecraft
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United Kingdom Cross Flag Wars: Finals
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All of the Royal Knights' (Gem, Pearl and Cleo) new Ocean Empire armour from Peace of Mind, in my Scales of Fate AU. 🤍🛡️
Here's the link to Lizzie's 🔗🩷
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i love the Cobel Episode every show should have a Cobel Episode. it's like the 'i wonder what x is doing now' comedy relief B plot except you're just finding out fucked up things about the worst woman in the world
#i would literally love a natalie/miss huang centred episode next season i don't gaf about pacing#severance
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Just got really sad realizing that AI is going to ruin the art of horrendous American fireworks packaging
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This baby is the most active but gets sleepy so fast too 😭
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