I would love to have the wisdom of Athena but I seem to be stuck with the sass and trolling of Socrates instead
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God of future and prophecies
Ancient Greece, 800 B.C
Apollo: *dabs*
Every Other God: what the fUCK ARE YOU DOING?
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We all put Shakespeare on a pretty high pedestal for a guy who made a living by writing dick jokes
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gay culture is struggling to find things to have small talk about with straight people but instantly having 1000 weirdly obscure common interests with gay people that don’t even revolve around being gay just gay ppl like the same weird shit and i love that about us
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try scrolling tumblr while sitting outside! the content may be incredibly toxic, but you'll be getting fresh air so they'll cancel each other out
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the older i get the more i can understand why people back in the old fairytale days would just fuck off and be a hermit in the woods. just chilling out in the middle of nowhere and occasionally telling random heroes cryptic shit. living the fucking dream.
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You don’t need any formal training or clinical knowledge of literature and language to be a good writer. Don’t struggle against the idea that writing is meant for certain kinds of people with certain backgrounds. Write, my friends, and don’t give a shit about status or education.
Writing isn’t about elitism and hierarchy. It’s about emotion and love and fun and truth.
You don’t need a degree to teach you those things.
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my boyfriend is washing the dishes and I just heard him say "who do you work for? who's your contact???“ while repeatedly pushing a glass under water
at least he's having fun???
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fuck all philosophy except for whatever the hell Diogenes was trying to teach
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Mercury and Cupid
1698
Pierre-Étienne Monnot (1657–1733)
Carrara marble
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Honestly, I miss old fashioned myth and magic that pervaded every aspect of people's lives, and especially in medicine.
Early onset rheumatoid arthritis? Sleep anxiety causing weird dreams? Boring.
Bones hurt, and you have strange dreams and a lot of deja vu? You are a seer or fortune teller obviously. Please, tell us of what is to come while surrounded by heady spices that add to your mystique and relax your groaning joints.
Whatever happened to real medicine?
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people who think they’re smart because they refuse to consider social or historical explanations for literally anything
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