Ryan, 32, he/him. Bay Area/Central California. Potty-mouthed bi plant gay ๐ณ๏ธโ๐. Killing time with politics and shitposts while my plants grow. In an open relationship with @slip-n-slide-enema18+ only plz bsky: sodom-hussein Selfies Aesthetic/Nature blog Orchid blog Instagram
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yโall really recommend books like: title, there are gay characters, enemies to lovers, young adult, written by poc
not once do i ever see a summary
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excuse me sir that's my emotional support 11:30 pm pesto pasta
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I am convinced that Trump could execute Gavin Newsom on live television and all the Democrats would do is send out a text asking for fundraising money so that they can send a sternly worded letter to Trump asking him to apologize.
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Being the only bi cis guy amongst almost exclusively trans friends and peers is wild because in theory its like im living in a horny manga where all of a dudes friends turn into hot babes, but in reality they are hunting me like the last bison on the prairie. 5 years ago I mentioned bionicle and one of them asked when I was starting estrogen.
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i need to bite and mark up a pretty, needy, whiny boy NOWโฆ..
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Trying to walk to get groceries in the US
itโs cheaper to buy vegetables here
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itโs cheaper to buy vegetables here
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made a temu account if any of you want to have sex
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RULE NO. 1 OF WOUND CARE: ignore itttt :33
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Is it ok to drink a little piss? As a treat?
No. Piss is literally all of the waste your kidneys worked so hard to remove from your body so why tf are you trying to put that shit back in
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