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For anyone looking for Jaydick fic-recs~~~

You Are Out of My League by ivebeenbamboozled (brainwitchletty)

My ultimate ultimate favorite: perfect and heartbreaking and the plot is *exquisite*!

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To All Dicks I've Loved Before by Hedgebelle (H_Belle)

Okay so this is hilarious and definitely has a special place in my heart <3 there's also quite a rollercoaster of emotions lol

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I'd Kill For You Is The New I Love You by Chrystie, kate882

EVERYTHING by Chrystie and kate882 is amazing but this one is my favorite! But everyone should totally check them out!

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This Time Tomorrow by croutonblake

so dramatic.

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the all-blades: only to be used in extreme emergencies (not death) by mid_knightowl

okay so this one was so... full of whump. everyone loves whump 🥲 but that's what made it so good

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The Greatest Thing We Lost by stabthroughme

beautiful

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Pack Bonds by Kishirokitsune

okay so this was a rollercoaster... but it was worth it I promise

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Emergency Contact by amberlo133

very funny

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Johari Window by ivebeenbamboozled (brainwitchletty)

ANOTHER MASTERPIECE! Full of introspection and the plot was so good!

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All The Roads Lead Back To You by Hedgebelle (H_Belle)

We all love the henchmen. The noobie's my favorite though :D

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people love to complain about sex scenes in tv shows and violence in movies when the real danger is scenes that make you feel second hand embarrassment.

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i hate when men complain about women’s body hair, even like the fine hair on their backs. go fuck a shark if you wanna have sex with something hairless

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Faraway Dreaming Kickstarter news 🌟

Survey links have now been emailed to all backers (the email is from Atthis Arts / BackerKit) – remember to respond to your survey in time!

The survey is an important step where you confirm your order, add shipping address (when needed), and receive download links to the digital rewards.

And for those of you who didn't already order the book from Kickstarter: it will be available for purchase at atthisarts.com in late August!

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Um.

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The rest of the thread is here.

tl;dr: Don’t monetize AO3, kids.  You won’t like what happens next.

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i see posts here about how people are so mortified when they are acknowledged as being a regular customer somewhere that they never return. cowards. the employees at taco bell treat me like a celebrity. like royalty. i am their strange little pet customer who gets traded along as staff comes and goes. they know my car before i even speak in the drive-thru speaker. today i was 2 hours late and she ran over and squealed that she "thought i'd left them!" and that she "made my order with extra love!" and you what, she did

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If you want to make your backyard a safe haven for lesser dragons, you must keep a close eye on your pets. While it is unlikely that a curious kitten will be able to cause a dragon physical harm, the egos of these small wyrms are as fragile as they are beautiful.

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i think the single most unrealistic part of superman 2025 was when it was announced that superman's kryptonian parents told him to have a harem and it was exclusively met with fear and disgust. I KNOW there would've been at least five dedicated subreddits that would have thousands being like HOW TO GET INTO SUPERMAN'S HAREM PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE ONE SHOT BIG BLUE THAT'S ALL I'M ASKING

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Nest of Pikachu by Diane Özdamar