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Never and Always (Masterlist)

Pairing: Alastor x reader

Alastor saved the reader from a life indebted to the infamous Vees of Hell. She isn't sure exactly what he wants from her, but she'll be double damned if she won't do whatever she needs to do to help Alastor the way he helped her.

Doubt A Dance in Death The Makeover and The Makeup What Happens in the Shadows

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It’s gotten bad

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Masterlist

Criminal Minds

|| Last Updated 2021/05/29 || 

Spencer Reid x Reader 

Stressed Out ~ I’ll Always Take Care Of You ~  Early Morning Airport Visits ~ Matchmakers ~ Your Eyes ~ Babysitting ~ Pinky Promises ~ Breakfast  ~ Trinity House ~  Morning Hikes & Piggyback Rides ~  Chocolate Chip Cookies & Dancing In The Moonlight ~ My Mom Asked About You ~ Blanket Hogger ~ Baby Pictures ~ Midnight Target Runs ~ Nightly Routine ~ Cold Chamomile Tea & Jet Lag ~ Drunk & In Love ~ Let Me In ~ Sleepy Kisses ~ Can’t Sleep Without You ~ Migraine ~ Happy Birthday, My Love ~ One More ~ Stubborn ~ Clingy ~ How Much You’ll Love The Right One ~ Poker Night & Confessions ~ What Are You So Scared Of? ~ Turn The Lights On ~ Let It Out ~ Bookworms ~ Our Future ~ This Isn’t Who You Are ~ Enough Is Enough ~ Touch ~ Stuck In The Middle ~ Gone ~ Watermelon Wonder ~ Scholar’s Mate ~ Braid ~ Halloweenie ~ Another Way ~ Spoken Unspoken Words ~ Have You Around Longer ~ One Step At A Time ~ Astraphobia ~ Mi Amour ~ Page 143 (Part 1) & (Part 2) ~ Move In With Me ~ 

BAU x Reader 

Welcome Back Bambi ~ Glitter Surprise ~ Conversations In The Bullpen ~ 

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𝑺𝒐𝒎𝒆𝒕𝒉𝒊𝒏𝒈 𝑩𝒐𝒍𝒅 𝒂𝒏𝒅 𝑺𝒐𝒎𝒆𝒕𝒉𝒊𝒏𝒈 𝑩𝒍𝒖𝒆;

(𝐆𝐢𝐟 𝐢𝐬𝐧'𝐭 𝐦𝐢𝐧𝐞)

(𝐀/𝐧 ): This is the first I’ve posted in ages!!! I can’t recall how long it’s been, life has truly been hectic but I’m getting back on the saddle!!! We’re starting with my boi! I hope you enjoy it as much as I had fun writing this! I’ve been experimenting with the way he talks so it’s not as overt as I’ve previously written! I feel like the intonations may break the flow a bit so I’ve tried to make it more cohesive! Lmk what you guys think! Also shout out to my amazing partner @lilliryth​ they’re the light of my life and helped me edit this!! They’re such an amazing person and I would not be where I am today without them. 

( 𝐒𝐮𝐦𝐦𝐚𝐫𝐲 ): Wedding. That is all. It’s not what you think. 

( 𝐏𝐚𝐢𝐫𝐢𝐧𝐠 ): DK! Joker x Reader. 

( 𝐖𝐨𝐫𝐝 𝐂𝐨𝐮𝐧𝐭 ): 7,600+ k words!

( 𝐖𝐚𝐫𝐧𝐢𝐧𝐠𝐬 ): Angst (very little), swearing, violence. 

The first time you’d asked, he simply stared in disbelief. 

“Come again?” The bright red hues of confusion painted his husky voice. 

The question had been wreaking havoc in your thoughts for the past month, unsure of how to slip out from ambiguity onto the sureness of the tongue. Such a bold yet silly little request was sure to be large and repugnant to the man hovering above you. While the darkness of his eyes was accentuated by his stygian greasepaint, hints of cocoa peeked through, prompting shy flutters of anxiety in your abdomen.  

You can do this.

Your tongue slid across the arid cracks of your lips, wetting them. You cleared your throat, “I need a date to a wed–” 

That was all you could get out before he blinked a few times and strode off.

The second time, albeit similar in difficulty, thankfully didn’t result in him running. 

You tiptoed into his makeshift office with an air of mischief, his room sombre except for the lamp that spotlighted his desk. Hunched over blueprints which you suspected were his next big scheme, his eyes never drifted from the intricacies on the paper. 

“Boo!” You shouted, catching his hips with an unbreakable hold when you closed the distance. While his body tensed, he couldn’t control the breath of amusement that left his nose.

“I can see you really tried there.” 

You knew he followed your stare when his long fingers worked to roll the sheet. They were fast – so fast the pinched ends stuck out in layered rings that almost resembled winding mountainous trails. He couldn’t have curious eyes ogling his extra top secret will-have-to-kill-you-if-you-found-out criminal plans, now could he? 

“What?” you started, while your hands fell and your footsteps whispered away from him. You felt the creases of your mouth wobble, ready to smile at any moment, and so you bit the inside of your tongue. “Don’t you trust me?” 

“No,” he smirked, petting your head. 

Curse his height. 

“Now, uh, what is it, doll?” 

You let your smile leap free, “I need to ask a super dooper big fav–”

“I’m not going.” 

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—Hobi’s Girl

after attending a bts concert and very clearly catching one of the members’ attention, you can’t help but get flooded with hate comments once people find your twitter account. who would’ve thought that would be the reason jung hoseok would find his concert girl, too.

pairing: jung hoseok x army!reader

genre: social media au, fluff, crack, angst

status: completed

updates: wednesdays and saturdays between 5 and 6pm est!

keys:

✏️ written part

✒️ drabble after the texts

tag list: CLOSED

a/n: hello! this is my first time ever doing this so i’m sorry if it’s shitty ��� but i got this idea and i really like it, so i hope you do too and please let me know what you think! 💞

🌻 part one - profiles

🌻 part two - noticed by The Mans

🌻 part three - mang headband girl

🌻 part four - i’m slapping you

🌻 part five - i knew it wasn’t me

🌻 part six - nooo don’t fight

🌻 part seven - notice me again senpai

🌻 part eight - rumor has it

🌻 part nine - y/n’s your girl

🌻 part ten - @ [redacted]

🌻 part eleven - we lost him pt.2

🌻 part twelve - whipped

🌻 part thirteen - anyway… selfie? 🥺

🌻 part fourteen - let’s go out tonight

🌻 part fifteen ✏️ - mint choco

🌻 part sixteen - we?

🌻 part seventeen ✒️ - i’m staying here

🌻 part eighteen - packing ✈️

🌻 part nineteen - the L word

🌻 part twenty - sad and turned on

↳ bonus - i don’t take it back

🌻 part twenty one ✏️ - enamoured

🌻 part twenty two - j-hope can’t stop us

🌻 part twenty three - rip mang 😔💔

🌻 part twenty four - you can trust him

🌻 part twenty five - broken friendships

🌻 part twenty six ✒️ - oxygen? idk her

🌻 part twenty seven - whiny thinkerbell

🌻 part twenty eight - guess what

🌻 part twenty nine ✒️ - i want a divorce

🌻 part thirty - soulmate senses

🌻 part thirty one - wish you were here

🌻 part thirty two - i miss you

🌻 part thirty three - hobi and y/n

🌻 part thirty four - leave her out of this

🌻 part thirty five - the kpop guy

↳ bonus - who’s [redacted] :(

🌻 part thirty six - block her number

🌻 part thirty seven - another lawsuit

🌻 part thirty eight - gotta go kill a snake

🌻 part thirty nine ✏️ - you and i

🌻 part forty - no more @hobisyn

🌻 part forty one ✒️ - priceless

🌻 part forty two - i’ll let him live

🌻 part forty three - one year

🌻 epilogue ✒️ - yes

more bonus parts because why not:

🌻 bonus one ✏️ - better namjoon-ie than that hasung guy

🌻 bonus two - mint choco lips

🌻 bonus three - baby mincho

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hoseok ♡ mots on:e (cr. jinggukie)

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the beauty of a god..

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Jhope finally getting the love, attention, and recognition that he deserves.

Reblog if you agree.

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bangtan’s rainbow of hair colors 🌈 (insp.) (tae ver.)

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BTS Reactions Masterlist

Welcome to the BTS Reactions Masterlist!

Do not repost or use my works for anything. These are my creations and if you steal or publish my works without my permission I will find out and force you to step on several legos. Stealing and plagiarizing are a crime.

s:smut-a:angst-f:fluff-c:crack-x: mafia/yandere 

SplitPersonality!Masterlist

Masterlist

Soulmate!Au Masterlist

You ask them to Murder Someone Masterlist

UPDATED 04/29/2020

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The Power of Orders

Pairing: Split!Jung Hoseok x Reader

Summary: you are the only person J-Hope listens to - even when you ask him to commit a crime, he will listen. 

Warnings: mentions of killing and mafia, mentions of sexual assault/harassment, spilt personality au.

Notes: happy happy birthday to our sunshine!! by the way, this is apart of the BTS Reaction To: You Asking Them to Murder Someone. (will add link later) i couldnt think of a title and uuuugh, i hope this title will do. 

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hoseok - run bts ep.100

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the joy of introducing the sm fandom to your friends

Me: hey did you finish the routes

Friend: yeah, Erik is kind of kinky

Me: did you play the extra episode 

Friend: no why

Me: play James

Friend: what does that have to do with Erik

Me: Trust me you will thank me later

Friend: ok

*A week later at like 1in the morning*

Friend: wtf girl

Me:  you watched it 

Friend: James is my New kinky husband

Me: told you

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Seduce Me Imagine...

…Sam being a firefighter and there’s a huge wild fire that erupted on the west coast, consuming everything in its path. There’s a call out for volunteers and Sam goes, knowing that they need him there. To him, there’s no need for him to be a hero– he needed to be there. He can make a difference in someone’s life because he knows he has the stamina and strength to do something so tedious and dangerous.

You are a flipping wreck waiting for him to come back home. You know there’s really no reason to be nervous. Sam can fend for himself and, honestly, he’s a demon. But he’s been gone for weeks. He can’t always contact you either, so getting updates is scarce. You watch the new like a hawk, trying to get any information you can about the situation. Sometimes, you get afraid to open the door for your guests… you’re afraid it’d be one of the guys from house 4 with Sam’s helmet in hand.

But one day, Sam just comes home in uniform, his jacket already stripped off and his suspenders being the only things keeping the rest of his gear on. This over joys you– this relieves you to know that he is home safe and sound.

And when he first spots you? Sam’s hair is messed up. He’s got some soot smeared on his face still, and he smells like a bond fire. But you don’t care.

He’s home.

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James: I never planned on becoming a parent… in fact I’m terrible with children

Sam: *falls over and cuts his knee* son of a bitch!

James: ok first of all language! Secondly, *pulls out bandaids from ladybug bag* do you want dinosaurs or mermaids?

Sam: dinosaurs please