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the council will now decide your fate

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Oh baby I know your stomach hurts and you’re at your limit but just a few more bites won’t hurt. You and I both know that you’ll regret not finishing every last bite and I know you don’t want that on your mind, I know you’re the perfect feedee who will always eat what ever is put in front of them no matter how full they are and you know I will always take care of you and reward you after because you work so hard to keep this body of yours so well fed and cared for not just for me but also for you. You did this to yourself not just for my pleasure but yours as well and I’m going to always make sure you’re reminded of that

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Kink Creator🫵 kill the voice inside your head that says "this thought is too silly and stupid and unappealing and contrived" You Have To Post Weird Bullshit From Your Soul

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Why does the doctor lie all the time?

One: it's imperative my companions think I fucking suck (except the teenagers, for whom I must be an awful role model)

Two: truth as a concept is not remotely important to my life's goal of shenanigans with my friends

Three: it's imperative the brigadier (or whoever I've taken a dislike to this week) knows all the ways I am a better more interesting person than him, even if those reasons are made the fuck up

Four: you know when you've been telling lies for as long as I have sometimes you forget what the real truth is (<- lying)

Five: hiding the truth from my companions is how I protect them (maybe one day this will work)

Six: how fucking dare you, me? Lie? I'm a paragon of virtue I tell you, lying is beneath me! (except that one time, or that other time, or that other time, or that other time...)

Seven: never tell anybody the truth, that way they never have enough intelligence to ruin your plans. If only you know the real truth, that is an advantage you can use

Eight: you know when you've been telling lies for as long as I have sometimes you forget what the real truth is (<- telling the truth)

Nine: any piece of information I've ever given out was against my will

Ten: it's imperative everybody thinks I'm fine and well adjusted

Eleven: it's fun (and also because it means I always have the upper hand)

Twelve: it's imperative Clara and I maintain the most toxic relationship the universe has ever seen (and later because Nardole would tell me off if he knew the truth)

Thirteen: you know when you've been telling lies for as long as I have sometimes you forget what the real truth is (<- this is how I justify it to the fam when they catch me out)

Fifteen: radical honesty is the best lie, because then nobody will ask how you really feel

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the doctor as someone who just says shit and will lie about themself for no reason is actually so important

like here's two contradicting facts of their biology/history that they gave , this contardiction is easy to dismiss because the doctor is a lying liar who lies about themselves for personal enjoyment

no need for arguments, no need for complaints about disrespecting canon, no needed for convoluted explanations about how both things are true at once. They fucking lied

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the doctor as someone who just says shit and will lie about themself for no reason is actually so important

like here's two contradicting facts of their biology/history that they gave , this contardiction is easy to dismiss because the doctor is a lying liar who lies about themselves for personal enjoyment

no need for arguments, no need for complaints about disrespecting canon, no needed for convoluted explanations about how both things are true at once. They fucking lied

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missing my trios

miss my girlsss

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Reblog if it's OK for other artists to draw your OCs

Sometimes I get too timid to send asks to ask. I want to see how many people are ok with artists drawing their OCs!

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i deserve a medal for managing to get this fat whilst a) poor b) disabled and chronically ill c) working a 9-5 and d) doing a masters degree

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Tumblr is my favourite social media because I can tell you all that my no.1 celebrity crush is a 67 year old Scottish man who has acted in several roles in which his whole character is that he just swears really aggressively at people and I won't face much judgement, if any

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Flaky Sourdough Discard Biscuits

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Do you think other Doctors sit behind a big console in the newest Doctor's mind like emotions in 'Inside out', watching whatever their new incarnation is doing and judging their decisions, but the current incarnation does everything their way anyway?

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When a small kid decks their shit and starts screaming, it's apparently useful to ask them "are you more scared or more hurt?" because they might actually pause the shrieking to understand that adults might not automatically know what they are feeling, and that they can and should use words to communicate whether they need emotional support or medical attention.

I wonder if it could be applied to tumblr. Asking shrieking people "are you disagreeing with what OP said, or are you mad about the way they worded it?"

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Yeah im gross and perverted but i have pretty eyes and an angelic face did you think about that too

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what you need to understand fundamentally about the doctor is that the doctor runs away from things. you must take this as a challenge to write the deepest and most devastating things. and then the doctor will run away from that too.