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where’s that video of the naked crackhead literally running the speed of a moving car and I use the term literally literally he was deadass keeping up with the car

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beat your depression

beat it with a fucking broom beat it into the fucking ground die die die

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a delicate scale

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i wanna learn how to throw knives so i can throw em like real close n graze somebody to let em know 2 shut the fuck up

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Don't turn this into a 'war for oil' thing. Assad also sat in his comfy chair as women and children were attacked with chemical weapons. The allied bombing is restricted to military sites, not civilian.

Do these look like “military sites” to you, Anon? Cause they sure as hell look civilian to me.

Do these…

… people…

… live in…

… “military sites”, Anon?

This literally just happened. It’s 6AM in Damascus right now. As the sun rises and reporters and military personnel begin relaying information as to the reality on the ground to the wider world, we will get a larger, more accurate picture.

But I ask again: do these look like “military sites”?

Remember all those years ago, seems like a lifetime now, when Gaddafi dropped the USD and instead attempted to create a pan-African economy based on oil and gold in Africa, and then he was murdered by a coalition of western nations providing air support for Islamist terrorists? And then how Assad, in an attempt to deal with Syria’s rampant hyperinflation, dropped the USD as well, and then, all of a sudden, western coalition aircraft were bombing Syria and Islamist terrorists were occupying vast swathes of land?

This is not difficult. The truth is obvious to those who spend even half a second considering the evidence.

The people of Syria are weary after 7 years of war, and today they’ve woken up to Daesh attacking southern Damascus as coalition aircraft bomb cities throughout the country. And you tell me “the bombing is restricted to military sites”? No. Just no.

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when you drive your chevy to the levee but the levee is dry and you see the good old boys drinking whiskey and rye

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labradoodles are nice and all but combining the food obsession of a lab with the intelligence of a poodle creates the ultimate stealth unit whose sole mission in life is to get into the pantry and Eliminate All Bread

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did you know that Friday 13th was meant to be a really good lucky day meant for fucking because it was dedicated to Freyja, the goddess of love and fertility and the patron goddess of Fridays

but then Christianity found out about it and were like “Fucking???? outside of marriage????? NO NO NO!!!” and decided it was a horrible terrible bad unlucky day and you need to be super careful of everything you do in case you die or some shit.

so thanks Christians for ruining everyone’s fucking fun

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u ever have on mutuals whos so deep in another fandom that u know absolutely zero about and they make posts that look like they speaking another language or some shit

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Imagine being able to detach your titties before bed.. so you could actually sleep on your stomach. Lol

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@ dnp hug each other you cowards

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tell me something nice, hit me with those positive vibess

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you are the dancing queen

young and sweet

this bitch empty yeet

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i figured out why i look so bad in pictures!! im ugly

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oh cool so it’s friday the 13th today, and next friday is 4/20…wild