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take your carriage very slowly by your rival’s home, that she might see your latest hat

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goin home to be ugly in peace is one of my fav things to do

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today i heard 2 kids talking about buying fake IDs after school and so i started eavesdropping cuz u know thats big kid stuff and then one was like “yeah but is all this really worth it like im pretty sure the fake IDs cost more than the fish we r gonna buy”

to buy fish at petco u have to be 18 or older

they were going to get fakes to buy fish

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chicks b like “yeah I’m a bad bicht I’ll ruin your life xoxo” meanwhile they start shaking when they raise their hand in class

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Ah you’re watching sailor moon? I love that anime. The way they just [clenches fist] sail all those fricking moons

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I like to slip subliminal messages go out with me into all of my text posts

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You are angry about something. “Clam down,” I text you. You assume I have made a typo, but in fact I am holding a small soldier clam in my hands. He died so young. War is hell

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um waitress?? i ordered cocaine but all i got was this soft drink?? ?

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“ARE YOU READY TO ROCK??” the hyped-up rock singer shouts at the wild crowd. suddenly everyone goes silent. one lone soul from near the back shouts back “no, we arent.” everyone else murmurs in agreement. the concert is over.

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pretty sure my soulmate is a bag of sour gummy worms

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here come dat weeb!!

o shit konnichiwa

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Please don’t post any Alvin and the Chipmunks: The Road Chip (2015) spoilers.

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dirt

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me, an intellectual: whom is she

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reblog if you would trust a dog with a sword to protect you

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i lov goofy boys thats so my type