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Dude I think a shipwreck has to be one of the most horrifying Ways to Die ever I'm learning about the Lithuania right now and apparently people were just like sucked into a water vortex when the pipes went down under
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sorry sweetie, mommy's vyvanse prescription didn't get refilled so you're gonna have to find something outside to eat tonight
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even alcatraz considered food a right. like i dont think we talk often enough how obscene it is that israel and the us voted it wasnt. like
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A velveteen French Bulldog compact for face powder (Germany, 1926)
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It cracks me up that for all of history rich people will pretend to hate something because it's easily accessible I'm really into food history videos and I'm watching townsends and he's reading quotes of rich people legitimately being like I don't know that soup just had too much garlic for me as if anyone in history has ever said that
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i wanna go home and b weird with my gf not hang lights in a hotel. only thing keeping me going is seeing my friend during lunch and after work
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only two hrs of work and i already dont wanma b here and chipped a nail. so stupid weve been building these truss towers since 7am
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Also just please as I was that my personal post was replogged right now I hold no it will and since clearly I have fans of me making pancakes for my distressed friends I'm actually really proud of myself for doing that I didn't really think I would have time to do that and get ready to go to work but I made her a pancake with cocoa nibs and some scrambled eggs so I'm hoping that cheers her up when she wakes up because much as it's really not anything to me or my partner I can't imagine it's particularly comfortable to have to even be in that situation with friends. Simply because we haven't been in each other's lives that long I Can't Describe us as close enough for it to be no biggie that we had to do that for her last night so I just want her to be as comfortable as possible and to know that we're not worried about it because I can only assume no matter how much I don't think she should have to be it may feel somewhat embarrassing I don't know also some of these people on this road need to get their catalytic converters back on these cars smell insane
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Also while I'm still critical of it I think the only age group of people that I can cut any amount of slack for trying to become day Traders or people in the retirement age group because they're doing everything within their power to make sure nobody can retire so I do understand the appeal of just sitting at a computer and gambling on stocks for 3 hours in the morning pass the age of like 55 I don't know who I can exactly blame for wanting to do that at this point cuz I don't know how people are just supposed to work until they literally kick the bucket again definitely still critical of it I'm not slipping anybody including my own father a pass because of the obvious moral issues that come along with it but I definitely understand why older men are turning to that much more than I'll ever understand why these fucking 22-year-old nobody's think that they should just get to sit in a room all day and look at numbers that's called being an accountant we already figured that out years ago and it's far more useful than being a day trader
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