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What's the opposite of "fuck my stupid baka life" ?

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Do not trust people like me. I will take you to anime conventions, and the manga section of the library, and Hot Topic, and kiss you in every sugoi place, so that you can never go back to them without tasting me like stale pocky in your mouth. Watashi will destroy you in the most kawaii way possible. And when I leave you will finally understand, why storms are named after people desu

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This came to me in a haze before I passed out last night.

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you dont have to be a picklepuss to enjoy sinking your teeth into the green, juicy, crisp fruit of the improved cucumber 

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📸 NEW | Rosamund Pike for the ‘Hallow Road’ Screening and Q&A in London on May 16, 2025.

[via davidebarbieri_ on ig]

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looks at you

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And one for the Portal fans too ✨

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GWENDOLINE CHRISTIE EE BAFTA Film Awards (Feb 16, 2025)

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Gwendoline Christie without makeup.

You agree. You reblog.

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*covered in blood* I'm literally fine guys. im still funny. Would you like to hear a joke Im going to tell you a joke

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man i have GOT to do this thing. *doesnt do it*

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You guys do know you're supposed to reblog things, right