softyolks

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'you wouldn't pirate a-' i would steal anything from any company. anything in the world. i dont even want it i just hate you

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“The story tells you what happens” acceptable, expected, standard fare.

“They story never tells you what happens but the implications are there” losing my mind, chewing the drywall, punching patrons on the bus, throwing myself in the river

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pls reblog for larger sample size etc!! im very curious

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honestly fucking fascinating that people will pretty universally understand that thin people can be naturally predisposed to thinness regardless of what they eat or their activity level, but that so many of the same people cannot possibly fathom that fat people could have similar dispositions or that there could be any factors more complex than a "lack of self control."

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I am BEGGING younger drivers. drive carefully. give yourself room. for fuck's sake use your turn signals and don't fucking weave thru traffic. this is not a video game, this is real life and if you get into an accident, you could get killed or kill someone else VERY easily

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"virgin" airlines? heh... not after I'm done with em...

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This is the funnest expression ever pulled in all of starwars history

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“clean girl aesthetic, ozenpic face, grandpacore, mob wife aesthetic, girl math, girl dinner, veneers, retinol purge, buccal fat removal, office siren, quiet luxury, old money, drunk elephant, blonde dysmorphia”

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??? why are “friends with benefits” now considered a cringe straight people thing???? friends can fuck. it’s literally fine

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yknow AI art has ruined an entire genre of painting to me, i saw one of those smooth anime-realism pieces and immidiately thought ''ugh, AI art'' until i noticed it was posted by an established deviantart user 6 years ago. like ive never been a huge fan of that genre but it looks like a pretty difficult style to master and i feel bad for the artists who specialized in anime-realism only to have their entire market jacked by people typing keywords into midjourney.

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“how’s the writing going?” i’m glad you asked! my room has never been cleaner and i’ve decided to take up baking

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here, right now.

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Just found out I was thirsty not by receiving a signal from my body about it but by dozing off and dreaming about cold water from different alluring angles. This is great. I think all my wants and needs should be revealed to me this way

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my dad refuses to watch breaking bad and i asked him why once and he was like "i dont like how mean he is to his wife :("

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JOY HAS A HABIT OF RETURNING. BTW