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shower beer but its a coke zero instead
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In 2025 it’s is important to remember that we still must arm Carly Rae Jepsen every chance we get
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I was born with a curse called ‘I want to know everything’
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i’m sick and tired of people pretending that burger isn’t delicious just to clown on americans. america deserves the ridicule, but why’s burger catching strays? burger did nothing wrong
#wait a minute. the person who added a comment is saul-tortellini#i literally just ate tortellini (with vodka sauce thank you)#and i'm watching better call saul right now#what the fuck is this..
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i am so terrified of injecting testosterone, it's almost edging out my excitement, almost
#i don't mind getting vaccines or anything at all but i HATEE the thought of injecting myself ugh#and i gotta do it every week?!#it's okay i can do this ;_; i'm a big brave man right
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I saw people saying "where's Marx" for the Kirby direct and had no idea that Marx was the name of a Kirby character so I genuinely thought people were shitposting about wanting this
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in case you need further proof re: penn & teller’s shithead basketball
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Humans lowkey don't have enough climbing enrichment at home
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