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The Queen of Spades, the asexual pride knight! Her armor is engraved with constellations and in her hands she wields a sword forged from the fabric of space itself ♠️✨ The Pride Knights Playing Cards, art prints and uncut sheets are now available for pre-order here: prideknights.com

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dogs might look like their owners but cat people always have a cat with the same mental illness as them

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My first drawings this summer!! Last night I felt like redrawing some more PMD Explorers pixelart that I really like. Here're two chus 💛✨

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due to inflation you must answer my riddles five

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My casino has new top-of-the-line technology to stop heists: a montage detector. If those bastards want to break in and steal my money, they’re doing it as part of one, long take

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cats have 32 muscles in each ear and they use 31 of them to ignore you completely

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This was in another goodwill bin and I'm gonna put the back cover under a cut just so you can experience the same sensation of flipping it over to see this:

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this is your monthly reminder to stretch

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fuuuuck i just realized that the future idealized version of myself cant exist without current me being the catalyst for change and doing hard things. has anybody heard about this

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If i may ask, why has your kid had a lawyer since birth?

Honestly, because I had unprotected sex with one

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i got these knockoff boots online and instead of the brand name on the tag they have the name of an apparently nonexistent martin scorsese movie??? what the fuck

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Stolen from reddit where it wasn't being properly appreciated

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if ninetales' and arcanine's regional forms were swapped ? yeagh..

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