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happy one year of existing tumblr user france-unofficial

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Heckin' aerodynamic!! Flying kitties have been added to the roadmap

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If you don't play tag with the chupacabra consider yourself an opp

Chupie baby just wants friends, i can see it in their profile stats

Things that are also exercise:

Taking a walk

Dancing like an idiot in your kitchen

Making a bunch of weird poses with a broomstick

Intense gardening

Playing with your dog

Running from the chupacabra

Biking to work

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Alright let's get this person money

sorry they’re paying me by the post so i’m just getting as much out there as i can

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i didn't program y'all to be selfish c'mon

“Humans are inherently selfish--" Then why do so many cultures value hospitality, to the point of dictating it in their religions? Why is it so common for hosts to offer their visitors their best food, and as much of it as they can? At some point, multiple cultures decided that they knew what it felt like to be alone and vulnerable, and promised each other to never let those who stay with them feel that way. That doesn't sound very "inherently selfish" to me.

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can confirm birds aren't real

Jaskier insisting birds aren't real because he's petty and likes annoying his witcher

Geralt going insane trying to explain that they are

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haven't been making any updates lately, I'm trying to fix this annoying bug called the time loop paradox but alternate versions of myself keep messing up my work >:(

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Judas x Jesus yaoi is canon

literally its so fun being abnormal about christianity and also being christian because i just said "id kiss judas with tongue" in front of my pastor and she squinted at me and went "do you need to be removed from council or are you going to be normal?"

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Transgendeer are in developement

Consider. Doe wearing two fallen branches on its head to resemble antlers. The transgendeer.

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I thought I deleted those....

ELLO ELLO ELLO GOOD DAY OLD CHAPS

you GOTTA help me there’s a british person in my inbox.you GOTTA help m e

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No worries

*the sounds of things falling apart can be heard in the background*

Weeeeeeeee give me attention

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*gives you a piece of string* here you go

Weeeeeeeee give me attention

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I can give you a piece of string if you'd like

Weeeeeeeee give me attention

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That's very few

It is a CRIMINAL OFFENSE for this blog to have so few notes.

Yeah

Few

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I didn't see you there so I never offered you a cookie!

*he holds out a box of cookies* here you go :3

Hello, I'm Mimosa A (she/they), the second brightest star in the southern cross. I'm a blue giant star and a binary star.

Hi, I'm Mimosa B (they/them), I'm a white dwarf star.

(Mod is she/her)

Tagging:

@crystalsandbubbletea @bored-dromaeosaur @the-real-gmail @maryland-officially @hygiea-official

@official-macula @official-milky-way @officially-triton @pluto-official @non-tyrannical-usa

@the-great-io @the-greek-chorus @the-chili-pepper-venus @nanochittle @theetherealraphael

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Well well well what have we here??

*he pauses typing on his console*

Hello, I'm Mimosa A (she/they), the second brightest star in the southern cross. I'm a blue giant star and a binary star.

Hi, I'm Mimosa B (they/them), I'm a white dwarf star.

(Mod is she/her)

Tagging:

@crystalsandbubbletea @bored-dromaeosaur @the-real-gmail @maryland-officially @hygiea-official

@official-macula @official-milky-way @officially-triton @pluto-official @non-tyrannical-usa

@the-great-io @the-greek-chorus @the-chili-pepper-venus @nanochittle @theetherealraphael

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💙 USA 💙

national suicide prevention

national domestic violence hotline

national sexual abuse hotline

trans lifeline and resources

💙INTERNATIONAL💙

list of suicide hotlines by country

domestic violence hotlines and resources by country

sexual (+ domestic) abuse agencies by country

international trans resources