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idk who needs to hear this rn but suffering is not noble. take the tylenol
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do you have any good meowing tips
make sure you have something wrong with you
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if you're not obsessed with anything weird and niche please try harder. stop going outside for a while. consider getting weirder about the things you already like
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So I’m listening to episode 442 of no such thing as a fish and they mentioned that blood is a terrible food because it has no b vitamins but that cereal often has added b vitamins. So our beloved Ebony was really ahead of the game with her breakfast? Good for her
Count Chocula cereal with blood and a glass of blood is a healthy breakfast for vampires and humans alike <3
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*pulls flask out of jacket and takes a sip*
"Sir, drinking is not allowed here"
"This is vanilla extract"
vanilla extract is 40% alcohol you are wasted sir
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Tumblr should have a public 'blocked by' count. just to generate drama. still no follower count though just how many people have your ass blocked
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I started a tumblr after being subscribed to your YouTube for awhile- is it normal for a million weird, fake white women to follow me every day? Everyone’s names are a normal name and several numbers
those are just your tumblr-assigned weed smoking girlfriends. don't click on any links they send you btw.
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i thibk apps like this should be popualr again because i need somewhere to put my feelings and
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mr ramsay is pineapple allowed on pizza
You can do whatever you want forever.
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