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This is certainly a fantastic start

Anyway now that I've said my piece about the drama. Let's focus on the fun shit we could do with this.

Firstly if you're so scared of Hazbin and Helluva fans coming into Homestuck spaces, just go into their spaces. Classpect those bitches, it ain't that hard. (Peacefully might I add.)

I'll start.

Discussing with a friend we have agreed that Blitzø is a Bard of Blood and Stolas is a Knight of Space.

Blitzø shares a frankly ALARMING amount of personality traits, traumas, and issues as Karkat but just a lot more adult. However this does not make Blitzø a knight since he expressly is not trying to serve his loved ones and friends in any capacity or trying to Serve or protect at all like a knight does. However he still very much has ties to Blood, literally and figuratively. Relationships around him form and buckle. Millie and Moxxie only met through him. Stolas and Via have their issues right now rooted in Stolas having met Blitzø. We agreed that Blitzø seems to fit the two Destruction classes the most however he doesn't actively do any of this shit, it happens around him. Millie and Moxxie cause destruction through the bond that was formed through Blitzø. The bond between Stolas and Via was slowly destroyed indirectly from Blitzø. Not to mention we all are aware of the Bard outfit and we know that Blitzø would fucking rock it.

Stolas having associations with space is sort of a no shit sherlock but aside from the obvious shit with his domain over the stars and planets and the moon. Space players are often associated with creatives and gardeners, see also Jade. Stolas had a massive garden that was only being tended to while he was there. As for Knight instead of Prince, well Stolas has never been very Destructive or really caring too much about his title until realizing he was poor now. In fact, Stolas has been more of a protector in service of Blitzø arguably. Stolas has been directly giving up the Book and then the Asmodean Crystal specifically for Blitzø's benefit and serving himself through the deal. Knights also have a well known habit of very subtle self destructive tendencies and not having the best opinions of themselves and masking it with titles (Dave masks with being cool, Karkat is a great leader, Stolas saying 'we're rich and hot') in addition the space between Stolas and Blitzø grows and shrinks depending on who actually is being served in a sense. Is it serving Stolas to stay away or is serving Blitzø to self sacrifice and close that gap and then take up space on his couch.

Anyway this is just what a friend and I came up with yesterday with a back and forth, feel free to come up with your own classpects for them or the others and remember to be Gentle about pushing terms onto the Hellaverse fans that they might not understand like Quadrants.

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humans be like

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I believe it

maybe the vivziepop homestuck pilot with toby fox is the timeline correcting itself

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Pokemon Worlds Fursona Pokemon Worlds Fursona

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I can't believe we got Superwholock 2 before GTA 6

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Schlott has taken old pay phones, modified them to make free calls, and set them up in three different towns across the county. He buys the phones secondhand from sites like eBay and Craigslist and restores them in his home workshop. With just an internet connection, these phones can make calls anywhere in the U.S. or Canada — no coins required. And Schlott covers all the operating costs himself.

When's the last time you saw a working payphone?

More of this, please.

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the awesome thing about the internet is i realized i can just do to female characters what people do to male characters all the time

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anyone ever: from the get-go

me, nodding sagely: from the gecko…

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i always thought sollux’s funeral if that ever happened would b bittersweet

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it's soooo cool that the dinosaurs in jurassic park are all genderfluid

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some of my possible predictions for the vivziepop-produced Homestuck Animated Pilot

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do u guys remember in hermitcraft s8 when mumbo kept changing into food he ate. i like to think he's gotten the hang of shapeshifting and thats why he keeps subbing in for players in past life. also bc i think itd be funny if he's a shapeshifter but a terrible actor so he couldnt fool anyone even if he tried

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The BEST boogeyman

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The new hot tub is a little chillier

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The audacity of homestuck fans to be offended by Vivziepop and her fans.

Take a good long look at yourselves and realize why you became an internet punchline long before the Hellaverse was a thing.