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oop2. made you laugh agaiin. ii wa2 beiing facetiiou2. ii wouldnt expect you two mii22 me iif ii curled up and diied. though ii wouldnt do that anyway2 becau2e the ground ii2 diirty and ii have diigniity.

ha ha oh wow youre right that does sound really stupid and what seriously i barely know you i dont even talk to the sollux in my timeline i mean youve been pretty fun to talk to but seriously what

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ii may be lame, but iim not that lame. even ii know that 2ounded 2tupiid. anyway2, ii wont curl iintwo a ball and diie. ii2 that your 2ubtle way of telliing me youd mii22 me?

i really didnt think the answer was yes and i dont know probably curl into a ball until you die but dont do that some people might actually miss you

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that work2.

but you a2ked. iif you diidnt want two know, you 2hould have ju2t a22umed ii wa2 beiing 2eriiou2. how tragiic. what wiill ii do wiith my liife now that iim unable two make you laugh?

im just going to pretend this part of the conversation never happened

it was less amusing when you told me you were trying you ruined it by doing that but yeah now watch as you never make me laugh again

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unnece22ariily 2o.

but you diidnt know ii wa2 tryiing, 2o how wa2 iit le22 amu2iing? anyway2, iim not goiing two make the effort agaiin 2o youre iin luck.

shit just got even more complicated

ignoring the fact that its less amusing when youre actually trying to make me laugh yes it worked consider that a victory

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oh. well, fuck.

eheheh. actually, ye2. ii am tryiing two make you laugh at me. iim proviing that my humor make2 2en2e 2ometiime2. diid iit work?

not really or at least not purposely

ha ha ha since when do you even talk like that that just sounds lame are you actually trying to make me laugh at you

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ii wa2 tryiing two fiigure out iif iit wa2 a triick que2tiion or not.

okay good. ii beliieve we are what they would call iice cold now, ye2? chiilled two the max, a2 they would 2ay.

then why was it taking you so long to decide

no its fine because im a cool guy i can just shrug it off no big deal here bro everythings just chill

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ye2, ii do.

riight, of cour2e. how 2iilly of me. ii mu2t have been thiinkiing of a diifferent conver2atiion that took place at a diifferent tiime wiith a diifferent per2on. my apologiie2 iif ii confu2ed you.

do you even remember what the no was a reply to

i dont know what youre talking about and surely at no point in this conversation did we ever bring up reversed songs i only remember upside down roadmaps shit doesnt make sense

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but you told me two thiink hard about iit. and then cho2e my an2wer for me.

whatever. curiio2iity? paranoiia? there are plenty of thiing2. you u2ed the analogy, 2o iit mu2t have cro22ed your miind at lea2t once. but feel free two change the analogy. ii got your poiint the 2econd you made iit, though.

but what

no its pretty stupid what even goes through a persons head to make them think reversing a song to look for a hidden message is a good idea oh well is it too late to change my analogy to an upside road map is that something i can do

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but... okay. ii wa2nt beiing 2arca2tiic when ii 2aiid no.

ii 2hould do iit anyway2, ju2t for the hell of iit. or for the 2ake of demon2tratiing more of my wonderful humor. iim 2ure youd appreciiate iit. and you put iin a me22age for tho2e 2peciifiic people that do actually thiink that. iit2 not 2tupiid. fuck you.

just say you werent being sarcastic when you said no and lets move on with our lives

ill try my best not to mr symmetry and who the fuck even puts hidden messages in songs i mean really does anyone even listen to a song and think wow i bet theres a hidden message in this lets play it backwards and find out that sounds like seriously one of the stupidest things ive ever heard 

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ii... dont know how two an2wer thii2 que2tiion.

ii could giive you plenty of opiiniion2 you dont care for. plea2e dont tempt me, mr. 2arca2m. eheheheheh. well, what iif the 2ong beiing played iin rever2e actually ha2 a hiidden me22age iin iit? wouldnt iit make 2en2e then?

wait does that mean that you meant yes think about that one real hard before you answer

thank you for clearing that up i was very interested in knowing your opinion on spitting i will keep in mind everything youve said and thats bull shit your humor makes about as much sense as a song played in reverse 

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ii wa2 beiing 2arca2tiic, iif you could call iit that.

becau2e whether you meant iit liiterally or not, ii wanted two make iit very clear where ii 2tand on the 2ubject of 2piittiing on food. or spiittiing iin general. iit2 uncouth. and my humor make2 plenty of 2en2e, thank you.

were you or were you not being sarcastic when you said no

okay so were even now and why would you even reply to that like i meant it literally if you knew i didnt mean it literally that makes about as much sense as your humor does

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no kiiddiing.

an eye for an eye, dave. you ruiined my fun earliier, 2o iit2 only faiir that ii return the favor, riight? though ii would never do 2omethiing dii2gu2tiing liike 2piittiing on 2omeone2 2andwhiich. not even my own. that2 ju2t gro22.

and before you 2ay iit, ye2 ii am aware that you diidnt mean iit liiterally.

its called sarcasm smart one

wow way to just ruin all of my fun you cant let me have any victory can you youre just taking any victory i may or may not have and spitting on it like that annoying kid who doesnt want anyone to take his sandwich

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let2 ju2t pretend that everythiing ii 2aiid make2 2en2e and move on. ye2? ye2.

theiir bloodliine allow2 them two turn iintwo weapon2.

… theyre half weapon.

>You don’t know how else to put it.

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no.

ii wa2 two bu2y gettiing entertaiinment from iit two be 2urprii2ed. 2o, no, youre not entiirely prediictable but you 2tiill faiiled iin the long run. eheheheh. har2h. ii dont thiink iit2 that bad.

love you too

i fucking told you id do something surprising didnt i and i never said how it would be surprising predictable my ass also your humor is awful not even ironically awful its just really bad

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a22hole.

there2 plenty funny about iit. iit ju2t doe2nt 2eem liike a thiing you would do. though iim well aware that my 2en2e of humor ii2 a biit diifferent from other people2. ii wouldnt call iit weiird, though. and no. iim not goiing two take your 2oul. con2iider that another one of my weiird joke2.

too bad

why are you so amused that im shushing you what is so funny about that at first i thought you had a fucked up sense of humor but now i think its just really weird and i thought you said you werent taking my soul or was that a lie to get me to let my guard down

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theiir bloodliine allow2 them two turn iintwo weapon2.

... theyre half weapon.

>You don't know how else to put it.

… human2 or troll2 wiith demon weapon gene2 are weapon2. they can change theiir form2 iintwo weapon2 and they eat 2oul2.

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no, but iit wa2 a lot le22 fun.

oh my god. are you actually up2et about thii2? am ii liiterally teariing your cool kiid reputatiion two 2hred2? youve 2hu2hed me three tiime2 now. ii cant even begiin two explaiin how amu2ed ii am riight now. plea2e, feel free two giive me a face full of magiic. more of a rea2on two take your 2oul, riight?

now was that so hard

no sh before i silencio your ass just so you know thats a spell that makes you shut the fuck up anyone would feel nervous when talking about this shit i mean really and i wasnt freaking out so sh shhhhhhh or you will get a face full of magic