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how connected are the hanks? bc i know you can ask if they're a hive mind but i forget what they say 😭 what i don't forget is how if you pick a certain option while talking to them once (forget which time) they all... shout out their dick placement in unison??? and it's the same???? is this discussed? is it pure chance? i have so many questions

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started a whole new save and successfully unfumbled 🙂‍↕️

date everything spoilers for curt & rod maybe?

I FUMBLED. I WAS TOO NICE AND I FUMBLED THEY SAID THEY BOTH LIKE ME BUT THAT I CANT KEEP UP WITH THEIR STYLEEEEE T_T

THEN I CRASHED TF OUT SO I GOT THEIR HATE ENDING SO ILL HAVE TO TRY AGAIN IN ANOTHER SAVEEEEE 😫😫😫

AND I MIGHT HAVE TO FIGURE OUT HOW TO GET A CANDY FROM KEITH BC I REFUSE TO HAVE THEM HATE ME IN ANY SAVE

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im not sure if this is just me, but as a black person, whenever i see a black character in media i AUTOMATICALLY feel more inclide to route for them

its just like "yeah i love this nigga" 😭😭

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date everything spoilers for curt & rod maybe?

I FUMBLED. I WAS TOO NICE AND I FUMBLED THEY SAID THEY BOTH LIKE ME BUT THAT I CANT KEEP UP WITH THEIR STYLEEEEE T_T

THEN I CRASHED TF OUT SO I GOT THEIR HATE ENDING SO ILL HAVE TO TRY AGAIN IN ANOTHER SAVEEEEE 😫😫😫

AND I MIGHT HAVE TO FIGURE OUT HOW TO GET A CANDY FROM KEITH BC I REFUSE TO HAVE THEM HATE ME IN ANY SAVE

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unfortunately, i bring no gifts. just needed to voice how badly i need curt & rod to spitroast me. that'll be all ✌🏾

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Tender-Hearted

a/n: reader n caleb are childhood best friends in this rather than the lore accurate living/growing up together bc to be totally honest i dont pay enough attention to the lore to do it justice ;-; oh and reader is black :D

Growing up, Caleb was perpetually in awe of the versatility of your hair. He'd seen you with puffs, twists, braids... and yet he never got used to how gorgeous you looked each time. He loved telling you as much, seeing how you lit up with every compliment. Especially since he'd seen the utter chaos that was the process of you getting your hair done.

Screaming, crying, squirming... Whether it was at the salon or by your mom, from the moment hands first touched your hair to the very end, it was pure havoc. Hearing you cry and seeing you so upset was always tough for Caleb, who would sit nearby the whole time hoping to provide some support. Eventually, he got the idea that if he could just learn to do your hair himself, maybe he could make it less insufferable for you.

So began his learning phase. Caleb started watching YouTube videos, researching, even hovering over your mom's shoulder as she did your hair (at least until she'd tell him he was crowding her and shoo him away). Once he felt ready to try it, and after a bit of begging your mom, he sat you down and nervously began. The idea was to just detangle, blow dry, and brush it up into a puff. Simple... At least it was supposed to be.

He wasn't sure how he thought things would be so different, maybe getting used to being able to help and protect you since he was a bit older had gotten to his head. However, soon after starting on your hair, he got a reality check.

He'd barely began and Caleb was already panicking, trying to keep a hold on your head as you kept dodging the blow dryer. No matter how much he tried to bargain with you, offering snacks or straight up begging "Pipsqueak, c'mon... Stay still just a bit longer?" Every minute was a struggle, and when you started crying... It broke his heart too much to continue, even if it'd mean he had to explain to your mom later why you looked like one of those troll dolls.

Years later, a combination of Caleb learning and doing your hair more and you growing more agreeable over the years led to him practically being your personal hairdresser in adulthood. Though being older did mean having you sat between his legs as he helped take out your braids was much more nerve-wracking and distracting...

Not even half an hour in, you drop your arms with a tired sigh. "Caleb, I'm tired..." He chuckles and shakes his head, like he completely expected this. Your petulant behavior had never disappeared, just changed. "Y'know, Pipsqueak... Doing your hair over the years has really made you spoiled." You just look back at him, pouting and giving your best sad eyes. "But Calebbb, you do it so much better, Pretty please?" He feels his ears burning from you looking at him that way, so he gently turns your head back to facing forward. "Ugh, fine... You're lucky you're my Pipsqueak." Suddenly you can't stop smiling, especially when you nudge his thigh playfully and swear you hear his breath hitch. Some things never change.

"Wha- Pipsqueak, you only took out like two!"

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PLEASE more smaus w hobie im actually laughing so hard

lmaooo i could, i'd just need to think of more scenarios and stuff. if you have anything in mind please lmk! requests in general are def welcome! :D

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ok so that hobie piece i said i was writing IS coming i swear 😭 but in the meantime bc i wanted to do something bite sized and hobie is taking over even more of my brain chemistry after btsv release date being announced... i made some silly lil hobie bf texts :D

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hobie fic is coming btw! college is just whoopin my ass rn 😭

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Any Inumaki hcs you have? He's a fav of mine and I feel like there isn't a lot of more serious in character stuff about him. The smaus are fun and silly but I'd personally like to see nirn 'canon' Toge <3

yess omg he's one of my favs too and i get what you mean about the smaus! there isn't much info about him so ig i get why people latched onto him liking youtube and characterize him as a gamer and stuff 💀

but like there's other stuff i'd love to explore like how his family are considered outlaws and he's the only cursed speech user left? and the clan has like agreed to let sorcerers die out from the family??? the potential istg

i just realized i haven't actually answered the question 😭 yes! i like to headcanon him being into gardening (that one manga panel makes me so happy for some reason) that panel is also the reason i had the fic idea in the first place! i like the idea of him majoring in botany <3

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Sorry i disappear for months at a time babes. Im mentally ill.

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We are not free until everyone is free

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one day i'll do something about how thrown together my navi is... yes... one day...

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Please reblog for bigger sample size!

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omg i just saw this and if i could add a bit-

YES he's like experiencing a loving family for the first time and he doesn't know how to cope 💀

omg imagine it's like a holiday and the aunties invite him to help in the kitchen and he's all hesitant bc he can cook but he doesn't throw down in the kitchen like them and they're just like "boy if you don't get in this kitchen-" lmao they def gonna teach him a lil somethin somethin

or you teaching him how to cook stuff! i imagine him growing up w like a home chef so he didn't really start cooking til he was a young adult and separate from his parents, so he has quite a bit to learn. it's like naveen and tiana!!! if naveen looked like pepe le pew.

he is just as clueless as Cove when it comes to the cultural dancing, he's a classical dancer so he's not used to this type of dance. he'll try tho! may stumble a few times but eventually gets it.

we know his parents were bigots so he was probably sheltered growing up before he eventually went on his own and started learning about culture and stuff outside of himself. makes sure to keep himself educated so he can be the best husband to you and the best father to your kids (yall ever seen that one aita post w the white dad who relaxed his mixed daughters hair w/o her moms permission? that story made me HOT and baxter is like the opposite of that)

anyways idk what i'm rambling about anymore but yes the OL1 boys w a black girl/person 😌

since were slightly on the topic I just wanna say I truly truly imagine baxter w a black wife I think that’s what he needs like I can’t describe what it is in my bones but I feel it the vision is so clear to me

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LMAO ykw that's a very delicious take n I love it n imma agree w you bc ?!?! such a thought

pls share your vision bc I'm living for this rn

omg he definitely buys you all the nice expensive things for your hair, n unlike cove he's not that scared to comb your hair and he looks like he knows how to braid he's good w his hands🤭

yk yall probably live very peacefully n also I hc showering n doing each others hair and skin care is like a love language w baxter (very influenced by that reddit post where the dude got bad news n his gf washed his hair n held him while in the shower n he felt so loved.... i think abt them often)

anyway I just know there's sm peace and love in this house I just know it. yall are living it up (baxters definitely getting fat. from your and/or your families cooking bc black people rlly cook up some shit omfg)

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OMG HIM BEING WORRIED HE'D MESS UP UR HAIR IS SO CANON I CANT-

yes make that man do your hair #reparations /j

if you're tenderheaded (like me) he'll try to be as gentle as possible, but if you still end up in pain he'll apologize. feels so bad if you cry when he's blow drying and detangling your hair, def cries with you 😭

compliments your skin all the time, not in the creepy "chocolate nubian queen" way, but in a "oh my god you're so beautiful you look like a goddess when the sun hits your skin" way

him at the family cookout though?? you know cliff would whip up in the kitchen for it and be so proud to be part of it. cove would follow you around like a puppy as you talk and introduce him to all your friends and family

whether yall are dating or not he basically gets interrogated by the aunties

"are yall dating?"

"when yall getting married?"

"when imma get a grand niece/nephew?"

he is... not okay with the implication of yall dating when you're not OR talking about marriage and kids. like he might just explode from being so flustered. congratulate him if he doesn't, good for him

as a black girlie i wanna ramble ab how cove would be w a black s/o

he don't know nothing bout no 2 step ‼️‼️ tried ONCE and literally fell over (don't worry baby i can't do it either)

we ardy know he loves to eat, but i think he really hankers down on some soul food. put bro in front of some collard greens, baked mac n cheese and chicken and he's SET. you seen that one tiktok of the guy on thanksgiving w his black gf and his face was all in the plate? that's cove

OMG OMG HELPS YOU DO YOUR HAIR AND DECIDE YOUR NEXT STYLE IF YOU'RE INDECISIVE LIKE ME

i could ramble more but idk if you'll relate or like... enjoy it so imma stop here ;-;

OMG YES PLEASE IVE BEEN THINKING ABT THIS TOO

I do relate on the hair front (we eat like basic trash americans over here I'm ngl 💀💀💀) but like put down anything in front of cove?? he's devouring it, he won't even ask what it is he just knows it smells good n tastes even better

IVE SEEN RHAT VIDEO YOURE TALKING ABT AGES AGO N I MEANT TO SHARE IT if I find it ill add the link

I SAW ANOTHER ONE TOO the guy had sauce all over his face n he was just eating w his hands (he had like a thing of ribs or smth w a bone so that made sense lmao)

but lkke he abandoned all civilty, man's was gonna eat n he was gonna do it EFFICIENTLY it was so sweet, he even thanked her mom like 😭😭😭

I couldn't help laughing it was too funny n so cute man's was actually in heaven

but ykw every video I've seen of someone eating soul food, they devour it omfg

i saw one woman cooking for her Korean in laws n the parents had a little bit of everything n were in awe watching her cook n they. threw. DOWN

I just know they went back home a couple pounds heavier bc that food did look good af

BUT I CONSTANTLY THINK ABT COVE DOING YOUR HAIR

now I don't have very course hair, my hair is 3B but reallyyyy thick. like my classmate even said I have more edges than people have hair, which is rlly funny

but before I cut my hair it was like down to my butt, and now that I've been able to take care of it its gotten thicker

so imagine making cove detangle and wash your hair n put in product n braid it for you.

like especially when my hair was long, I wished someone would just come do my hair bc it's such a strain on my arms

so imagine cove sitting in the bathroom or in the tub w you to help with your routine, and he's so gentle that depending on your hair type you gotta tell him to be a bit rougher bc he's not getting the job done

he's just so afraid of ruining your hair or smth pls hes very paranoid rn💀😭

better to start with him putting in your products and letting him comb out your hair once you're done w detangling n stuff like that

omg he does help take your braids out

I braided my hair into micro braids n please.... I was ready to cut at the root bc that was irritating to take out. I was combing my hair n almost snatching my head off my shoulders bc I missed a braid 🪦🪦🪦

his braids are so bad omfg.... there's definitely pieces of hair sticking out

eventually though I think he becomes so good at it and before you know it he's a braid master !!

also yeah there isn't a dancing bone in his body but ykw he's gonna learn at least one move!!!!

imma have to find it but there's this old dude that rlly buckled down on one move n that's so cove I think

yout family definitely keeps pulling him in to dance and he just cant keep up.... that's the white in him /j