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half life and portal enjoyers check this shit out

this is Black Mesa’s version of the female black ops assassins from HL1. She’s wearing Aperture’s long fall boots, or at least a modified version of them.

black mesa was canonized by valve too which means like. aperture must have either been partnered with deep level government shit, or the government must have stolen the technology. anyway if any loreheads wanna add on to this post that would be sick asfuck thankz

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hello gay people

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“The lab boys wanted to put together some fancy pants desk for the office with a name I couldn’t pronounce. Probably French. But you don’t get to be Shower Curtain Salesman of 1943 by letting somebody else to do all the dirty work for you!”

CAVE JOHNSON doesn’t do Ikea! Dialogue is a nod to the Clerks cartoon lol

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glados glados gla-  potato

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I am so tired of seeing the Caroline is Chell's mother theory I'm not even gonna write a long post debunking it. glados kisses chell on the lips in a gay way stay mad about it

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Alyx’s emotion as Gordon attempts the gnome achievement

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Frankenturrets: *make that little noise they make*

Me:

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these are fun.

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no context

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the mercs as posts from r/ihadastroke

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brush tests with the tf2 mercs because they have Really Good Faces

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God i hate you

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You’ve heard of Stupid Sphere Sunday now get ready for...

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lego dimensions writers really went “ok so first we’re gonna have GLaDOS straight up flirt with chell and then wheatley gets decked in the fucking face, finally”  and the execs were like yes that’s perfect

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really do love how it took being shoved into a potato for glados to learn love