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cc: Washington

P.S. Don't make us name names.

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This just in: Dudes are big mad because the highly-feminized dude on the Cracker Barrel sign is gone.

The Right was right: There is a conspiracy to force-feminize the American male.

What the Right didn't tell you is that THEY are leading the charge.

Whither America, folks? Whither America? 🚨🏥👩‍❤️‍💋‍👩💁

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It doesn't seem like Trump is surprised.

Guess he can add "Doorman" to his resume.

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DYK: There's no statute of limitations on murder.

Sounds like that Texas DA better find his own lawyer. 🚨🚨🚨

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Nice going, you MAHA asshole.

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Srsly?

Just cancel it. Don't even bother, TACO.

Everybody else, don't miss this: Donald Trump is bringing little tea sandwiches to a gunfight. 😍💅💌👑👯🍰

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Git 'em!

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If the people on the court can throw better than you, maybe you shouldn't be harassing them.

Here's ya boi, the suspect, btw:

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Sung to the tune of "If You're Happy and You Know It":

If you don't like the results

Shut them up

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Who can identify the American, er, spitter whose knowledge of written English is so weak that his wife wrote his rhymes?

What does any of this have to do with the current state of American politics?

As a new friend of ours says, "All will be revealed".

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So, yeah, just keep telling yourself that, er, "JoJo from Jerz" is just another friendly, liberal, citizen journalist who rocketed to Twitter fame by just being real.

Side note: St. Jude Children's Research Hospital is affording pediatric cancer research EVERY DAY.

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Trump telling people who got downsized and evicted that he's gonna run government like a business.

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And on the world stage, too.

You know who you are.

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This isn't just Trump's America; it's Trump's Americans.

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Sorry, NewsGuard, but you have it wrong. The first photos of the shooting, published by the Washington Post, show "Donald Trump" with a huge, blocky fist raised, and NO BLOOD on his person.

The next morning, the WaPo photos showed an artful trickle of blood down "Trump's" face. As the ear is almost all cartilage, anyone who had been hit by a bullet to the ear would have been bleeding like a stuck pig, at the very least.

And how did President Tiny Hands develop such massive, square fists? Compare photos of Trump from 2016 to those from 2024, if you dare.

Don't make this about liberal it -- that's petty and stupid. The truth is the truth.

No matter who is telling it.

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If Adderal were eligible for tariffs, Trump would give it a religious exemption.

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Here's the photo that the AP article doesn't include:

You know that Beyonce and Jay Z are Trump supporters, right?