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They're making gambling way too easy to access, and advertising that as a good thing when it's the opposite.

My heart goes out to all recovering gambling addicts right now. Deregulating gambling and giving companies 100% access to all advertising spaces is the most evil shit they've done since the last evil shit. I just saw and ad for a powerball app. A lotto ticket on your phone. Somebody need their ass beat.

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Don't forget: Needs 254 years experience in software thats been out for 2 months

Job Title: ENTRY LEVEL TECHNICIAN FOR DUM-DUMS. JOB FOR STUPID FUCKING BITCHES

Requirements: Masters Degree in Engineering (PhD Preferred), TEM, SAED, FUCKYOURSELF and EDX, Flexible work hours, Type O- blood, Five Years Experience

Compensation: $15.00 an hour

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Looks like a pain to clean

my mom: since youve been cooking i got you a cool little gadget for grinding up spices!

me: wow thanks! Like a mortar and pestle?

my mom: no it’s fancy, look

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Here’s Herman the Sturgeon the third. He’s survived a wildfire, a stabbing, and at least two kidnappings. He’s Oregon’s most famous fish.

You have this post till midnight September 1st 2025, you may do whatever you like with it, but afterwards reblogs will be turned off

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if you put powdered milk into condensed milk you get the most milk per milk

and if you put regular milk into it youre thining out the milk

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It's raining season. Time to collect earthworms for my compost bin

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Turn the dustpan 90 degrees and put it at one end of the line.

The worst thing in the entire world is when you’re sweeping a big pile of dirt into a dustpan and it leaves that little coke line of grit behind. No matter how you position your pan or your broom and no matter how many times you sweep over it your outcome cannot change. As immovable as fate. I hate it so

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Rule no. 2: Put dirt in it.

RULE NO. 1 OF WOUND CARE: ignore itttt :33

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My dad was repeatedly trying to kick his drug addiction, so he slept all the time. He of course didn't have enough money to buy toys, so whenever I was over at his place didn't have anything to keep myself occupied. I still was able to keep myself occupied for hours at a time without screen time.

what ppl defending kids on ipads don’t seem to understand is that there are other ways to keep kids occupied. my mom had a whole bag full of little toys and games for me to play with while waiting in lines at disney world. once your kid is like 7 or 8 they can read a book. they can color. or they can literally just sit there and imagine things. i did that a lot as a kid.

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Either grow up and date them, or grow up and end it with them. Either way, grow up.

"My situationship might come see me tonight"

Say it with me,

"lover"

You have taken a lover.

"date"

You have a date

You made a choice to see someone and keep making it.

Have some goddamn self respect.

Grow up.

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This is the exact reason the founders gave us the right to bear arms. To prevent the government from targeting people they don't want or like.

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Can I make cereal and call it soup?

remember everyone. soup does not have to be hard to make. soup saves my ass at least three times a week. you don’t even need broth. and you can make it single serve. in like 15 minutes.

get some water put it in a pot. add a little bit of bullion or use broth if you have it. (one jar of bullion lasts me like months you don’t need a lot) add to that whatever the hell you want. soy sauce. oyster sauce. black vinegar. sesame oil. hoisin sauce. garlic powder. onion powder. salt and pepper. want it spicy? add chili flakes or oil or smoked paprika. literally whatever you have floating around in the cabinet or fridge will do. don’t forget! add something sweet (sugar honey maple syrup etc) to balance out the salt.

let it get hot. add in some vegetables. again, literally anything. whatever you got. can be frozen stuff. onions. corn. peas. edamame. broccoli. carrots. green beans. mushrooms. literally whatever. put in something with protein. tofu. meat of some sort.

wait until it boils. add some noodles. any kind of noodles. cook until the noodles are soft.

top with whatever you want. and there you have it. soup.

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They're our know rewlz

My sister is becoming an English teacher this fall. She needs ideas for posters on her wall. Can you help by reblogging with your suggestions?

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There's a reason for the saying ''A falling knife has no handle''. There's a good chance you'll cut your hand trying to catch it.

What's the most basic thing you've had to explain to someone for their own safety?

I spend a lot of time in my career and social life begging people to wear life jackets. I've taught courses on water safety and rescues (teaching people to get back back into boats after falling out or capsizing etc.) and have found that in general, people tend to both overestimate their ability to swim and underestimate the strength of currents, the effects of cold water, and the actual distance between their boat and land on the horizon.

Please just wear your life jackets and PLEASE put your dogs in life jackets too!

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No thats the yellow thing that eats the dots and avoids the ghosts

a treasure found antiquing today

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haven't done my work but i did draw myself not doing my work. and the specter. not sure how this helps

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“It takes a village to raise a child.” People are always complaining about the village not being there for them, but will refuse to be the village when it’s someone else that needs help. Not only in regards to raising children, but for life in general.

A lot of you on here sure don’t like the idea of making any kind of sacrifice for the benefit of others huh