I think a deep fried giant water beetle would have some kick to it.
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“If I had time travel I’d kill Hitler” “If I had time travel I’d stop my favourite politician getting assassinated” you’re all thinking way too small. If I had time travel I’d stop Neil Armstrong and Buzz Aldrin from dying on the moon due to Soviet sabotage, kicking off the Great Nuclear War and devastating half of the planet.
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admit it. you’re mad at me for secreting a black sludge that turned all the animals into bigger scarier animals
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I realized I’m fully soymaxxing with my lunch because I’m having noodles in miso soup with tofu and soy sauce with an iced coffee with soy milk. The layers of soy here are unmatched.
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been thinking about fantasy/scifi rule systems and free will
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*thinks up an idea for a silly quick piece* okay haha let's whip something up real quick
*idea gets more complicated*
*idea gets more complicated*
*idea gets more complicated*
*idea gets more complicated*
oh no
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Face-blindness sucks in a queer social group.
What do you mean your hair's green now, I was using it. Not bashing it, I like it, it's great, it suits you. Whoever the fuck you are.
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if i reblog 213409034 posts in the span of 8 minutes from your blog: i forgot you were not the tumblr dashboard and also im NOT sorry. take my notes fiend!!!!!!!
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do you ever have post-email clarity. hit send and immediately think wait why the hell did I say that
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I just need to lock in. I just need to lock in. I just need to lock in. I just need to lock in. I just need to lock in. I just need to lock in. I just need to lock in. I just need to lock in. I just need to lock in. I just need to lock in. I just need to lock in. I just need to lock in. I just need to lock in. I just need to lock in. I just need to lock in. I just need to lock in.
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we need playing pretend now more than ever
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