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waiter: hi what would you like to drink? me: coke please waiter: sorry we only have meth is that fine?
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*crushes my emotions with my bare hands* as I was saying,
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me: im not gonna rush things ill get around to dating eventually its not at all indicative of my self worth also me: who here is attracted to me please raise your hand
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cant wait til im 30, on a balcony in a foreign country, drinking wine, wearing nothing but a silk robe, & have filled 18 notebooks
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