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[somejerkguy]

can I post my rent lowering gunshots

[somejerkguy]

I come from a long line of people with something wrong with them

[somejerkguy]

[somejerkguy]

obsolete

[somejerkguy]

*booking an mri* what if I accidentally have a pacemaker. what if I got secret bone surgery and forgot about the pins

[somejerkguy]

[somejerkguy]

learning that 1. there's a thing called the 'gen z stare' 2. it pisses people off and 3. it's just underpaid service workers staring at someone until they follow a simple instruction, has been interesting.

for example, the card reader says 'remove card' the customer goes 'it says remove card, what do i do?' then some underpaid 20 year old just stares at whatever twat just asked that question. apparently that's devastating for baby boomers and gen x'ers, and they're complaining about it. retail workers should be allowed to jump the counter and kill customers

[somejerkguy]

one of the more interesting gender selectors i've seen

[somejerkguy]

[somejerkguy]

idk who needs to hear this but if you have been putting something off bc it doesn't need to be done until the end of the month. we are almost done with the teens we are approaching the big numbers (the twenties). that date shall dawn upon you swiftly and without mercy before you know it. psa for everyone except me i got plany off time

[somejerkguy]

it is simply not a midwest festival without a corn pit

[somejerkguy]

so funny when 20yo women belittle women in their late 20s, girl that is gonna be you in a time span that’s gonna feel like 3 seconds

[somejerkguy]

taking both bobbins out and rethreading everything is the sewing machine equivalent of turning a computer off and on again

[somejerkguy]

Devastating to have more evidence that done IS better than perfect

[somejerkguy]

stop that’s so funny

[somejerkguy]

[somejerkguy]

Since it's mid-august it's time for a reminder for the DIY folks or those who like to cosplay