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Every single time someone mentions police role-playing in a sexual context I think of this tinder interaction and I instantly become absolutely stricken with laughter

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small comp of random and funny twosentencehorror (and 2sentence2horror) posts
i have others but don't feel like sifting through 500+ files for them right now
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extremely funny to me that harley quinns real name is apparently harleen quinzel, a name that sounds less real that harley quinn. they should do that with more comic characters. batman real name batthew manning. daredevil real name darius devilson. doctor strange real name. well okay that one doesnt count.
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baking vids like this make me die laughing every time like I know what will happen before the video finishes but it's just so funny to me
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and another thing. please don't put in the paper that 28 children laughed at me
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people act like 20-22 year olds are adults who should be fully responsible and knowledgeable and with it and it鈥檚 like have you ever been 20, 21, 22? i knew nothing, i woke up every day dumb as rocks and made every bad choice possible until i went to bed
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please wait while he travels across your dash, he's on a very important mission
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best m/f dynamic is a flamboyant bisexual show-off desperately in love with an extremely practical girl who鈥檚 difficult to impress 馃ぉ
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