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i kiss you on the mouth and end my turn

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My schedule as of late

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pulling you closer by our red string of fate so i can bite you and bite you and bite you and bite you and bite you and bite you and bi

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never kill yourself

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in a polycule with 1-8 slime girls, depending on what size they want to be today. sometimes there's just one slime girl and she takes up the whole room. sometimes there's four in the living room watching TV, a couple in the bedroom mixing and splitting, one in the basement working on a project, and three out by the pool.

sometimes you get to the office and one of them snuck into work with you in your lunchbox

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Taking a 5-second break from the Bagginshield angst to bring you this meme I created after an all-nighter, enjoy.

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“I’m going princess mode” I say before becoming super needy of praise and adoration

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i really deserve more attention. especially from cute girls on the internet

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vaginoplasty should literally be free for cute girls (ie: every trans girl (yes that includes you))

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i'm on a lot of nyquil right now

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I suppose I'm really living the otaku lifestyle, huh. Comic book store guy greets me like a friend, hands me the latest yuri manga and girl superhero comics, which I stuff in my Metal Gear merch bag. On the way out I catch my reflection in the window: an unassuming tall, skinny girl with glasses and a braid. I come home and add my new additions to my collection, in between an anime figurine and a plushie of a fighting game character, which I'm using as bookends.

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d'you think whoever wrote this usb-c cable description is. normal. about computers.

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pro tip for other people who sing stupid inane songs to their cats: you can sing the Mulan song "she'll bring honor to us all" to the words "tiny kitty very small" & then come up with your own verses

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kind of fucked to think about how the only way to use the internet in any amount of peace as a transfem is to never post your opinion or talk back against transmisogynist abuse you receive just sit there placid docile and obedient and hope that nobody notices you and decides you're too far from their "normal"

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heavenly loser

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has anyone else ever felt lazy and stupid when it comes to achieving their dreams

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bonjour