something-elsie
something-elsie
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Elsie! 26 Transfem, Formerly schrodingers-egg, "shy little faggot." NSFW. Reblogging things you've already seen from people you already follow
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something-elsie · 17 minutes ago
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something-elsie · 47 minutes ago
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something-elsie · 1 hour ago
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"looking respectfully" i need you to look at me like you're fantasizing about cumming on my face actually
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something-elsie · 2 hours ago
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me when i reach out first: ewww they hate me im annoying i should leave them alone
when people reach out to me first: YAYY THEY REMEBER I EXIST I AM KNOWN AND I AM LOVED
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something-elsie · 2 hours ago
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Breast surgery is tomorrow.
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something-elsie · 3 hours ago
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sports bra and boxers can be lingerie if you're enlightened and impure of heart
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something-elsie · 3 hours ago
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Soo while getting those Thunderclash panels for his second post I got some Breakdown and Knockout panels... so here's they are
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Sure there aren't many but I promise they will be getting another post this is just all of them from Wreckers tread and circuits.
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something-elsie · 4 hours ago
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but im a crepe…. im some weird dough….
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something-elsie · 4 hours ago
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A Walk In Nature ft. @bubbleverseart and @kaylasartwork
The start of autumn is actually my favorite weather-wise, so I'm just kinda vibing in the fresh air and enjoying the natural wonders of the New Zealand countryside teehee
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something-elsie · 5 hours ago
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i think if you have a crush on someone that isnt into you the same way you should be able to throw up horrible black goo for about 10 minutes to make the crush go away
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something-elsie · 5 hours ago
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The thing they don't tell you about fried egg runny yolk is that if you put it in a sandwich it will be the best most delicious thing and you can mop up the egg with the bread, but in exchange you Will get so so messy and covered in egg yolk
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something-elsie · 6 hours ago
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"slut era" i say as i rot and decay in my bedroom and watch the years pass me by as i miss out on core experiences other people my age are having while i think about the past
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something-elsie · 6 hours ago
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unfortunately it seems to be going that way yea
nothing motivates me to go to sleep quite as much as sad girl hours
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something-elsie · 6 hours ago
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Hey did you see that there's a Star Trek Voyager game coming out?
>story-based survival strategy game
wtf i'm hyped?
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something-elsie · 6 hours ago
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i want a mysterious source of income
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something-elsie · 6 hours ago
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touching grass
#me
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something-elsie · 7 hours ago
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why is privacy so eroded. I get treated like a nutcase if I say no, I don't want strange companies taking pictures of my home and putting them online for maps or whatever. I don't want to be in the background of your tiktok, and I think it's weirder for you to assume I'm okay with it than it is for me to politely ask you to refilm it so my face isn't in the frame. I don't enjoy handing my employer a list of every online account I have and feeling under surveillance when I'm just shit posting or sharing pictures of my cats or garden harvest. I don't want to hear your private calls on speaker on the bus, esp when the person on the line doesn't know you're broadcasting their words to strangers. I don't want an algorithm guessing what will piss me off the most so I spend more time online, engaging with shit I don't want to see or hear out of outrage. I don't want any of this. it's total ass.
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