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“i do what i want.” she throws another!!

i’m going to fight francisco birdie at aziraphales book shop in two hours

@franciscobirdie

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…a rock comes flying into the bookshop, through a window.

i’m going to fight francisco birdie at aziraphales book shop in two hours

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i will fight you outside than.

i’m going to fight francisco birdie at aziraphales book shop in two hours

@franciscobirdie

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i’m going to fight francisco birdie at aziraphales book shop in two hours

@franciscobirdie

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bad father’s day.

HHAPY LATTE FATHURES DAYY. I DONNT HAVE A FFATHERR BUUT I CCCELEBRAYTID WWITH CROWLLEIY ANND @azurefell.

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“yeah, yup.” she smiles nervously. one of her front teeth are chipped. “the youth! haha.. kids these days. littering and um. doing.. drugs.”

riley ! she’s been wandering around after school. instead of, you know, doing homework or studying she’s decided to pick up cigarette butts from the floor. she seems to be taping them together to create one long cigarette.

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catholic guilt strikes riley in the chest.

“oh i wasn’t— i wasn’t going to smoke this. i just.. i’m picking these up to throw them away! so cats don’t eat ‘em”

riley ! she’s been wandering around after school. instead of, you know, doing homework or studying she’s decided to pick up cigarette butts from the floor. she seems to be taping them together to create one long cigarette.

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the amount of ipads francisco owns 0/1

RRATINNG MY FFRIENNDS

CROWLEIY 8/10

- MINUSS 2 FOR NOT BEINNG NICE TO MME

-MAKKES ME HOT COCOAH SOMETYMES.

AZIRAPHALELSLE / MYSTUR. FELLL 10/10 ( @azurefell )

- LETTS ME STAY IN THE BBOKSHOP

-TEACHESS ME THINGGS.

- NNICE TO ME.

-ALLSO MAKES ME HJOT COCOA

PPPESTILICE 10/10 ( @somethingthatmatterss )

- VVVERY NICE TO ME

- GIVES ME CCOOL HUMMAN SICKNUSES SOMETYMES

- GAVE ME AN IPPAD

KESTREL 9/10 ( @fishstrel )

- MINUSS ONNE FORE DINOSSSAUR BOOK

- PLUS NIEN FORR BIRRD STUFF.

FFURFURR 8/10 ( @dearfurfur )

-TTTALKS TO ME

-MINUZSS 2 FOR CALLLING ME A DDINOSAUR

PRECHUS 10/10 ( @precioussliceofheaven )

- HASN'T DONE ANNNYTHING BBAD AGGAINST ME.

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should be an 11/10.

RRATINNG MY FFRIENNDS

CROWLEIY 8/10

- MINUSS 2 FOR NOT BEINNG NICE TO MME

-MAKKES ME HOT COCOAH SOMETYMES.

AZIRAPHALELSLE / MYSTUR. FELLL 10/10 ( @azurefell )

- LETTS ME STAY IN THE BBOKSHOP

-TEACHESS ME THINGGS.

- NNICE TO ME.

-ALLSO MAKES ME HJOT COCOA

PPPESTILICE 10/10 ( @somethingthatmatterss )

- VVVERY NICE TO ME

- GIVES ME CCOOL HUMMAN SICKNUSES SOMETYMES

- GAVE ME AN IPPAD

KESTREL 9/10 ( @fishstrel )

- MINUSS ONNE FORE DINOSSSAUR BOOK

- PLUS NIEN FORR BIRRD STUFF.

FFURFURR 8/10 ( @dearfurfur )

-TTTALKS TO ME

-MINUZSS 2 FOR CALLLING ME A DDINOSAUR

PRECHUS 10/10 ( @precioussliceofheaven )

- HASN'T DONE ANNNYTHING BBAD AGGAINST ME.

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she catches it and swallows, all without chewing..

i like the feeling of metal too, i’ve swallowed coins before!

“What… don’t eat coins, friend… that’s not good for you.”

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Reblog to give a trans man a kickass magic sword this pride month

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“like an idiot…like ME?” riley gasps. “oh.. wellll.. to each their own i guess.” she shrugs.

i like the feeling of metal too, i’ve swallowed coins before!

“What… don’t eat coins, friend… that’s not good for you.”

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her brow twitches when he laughs. very suspicious.

“no, they probably have that. you could make battery acid- dump a bunch of sour candies into a can of monster.” but she’s not going to press it, not like she’s for either heaven or hell. whatever rules kestrel decides to mess with are not of any interest to her.

Pacing and muttering to himself, maybe about something important!

What goes on in this demons head nobody will ever truly know

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she throws the coin over to snowstorm. “you’re welcome.” riley smiles, crooked teeth peeking out from under her lips. “tell me if you like how it tastes.” riley looks at the soldier expectantly, waiting for em to eat it.

i like the feeling of metal too, i’ve swallowed coins before!

“What… don’t eat coins, friend… that’s not good for you.”

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she looks at that river as they walk towards the shop. “huh..humans are being good lately. that place used to be a wreckage.” pestilence remarks before turning to kestrel. “i wonder how they cleaned it. geez, humans are just always changing, huh?”

Pacing and muttering to himself, maybe about something important!

What goes on in this demons head nobody will ever truly know

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“i would never be judge-y to you.” she smiles and pulls her wallet out of her purse. nice leather. smells like money. “my treat!”

Pacing and muttering to himself, maybe about something important!

What goes on in this demons head nobody will ever truly know

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“mm… no, not really, retirement is becoming less terrible.” she sighs back at him. “i’ve been taking advantage of these humans called anti-vaxxers. brings me new purpose in life, i guess.”

— “mr fell! oh! there you are… i was wondering. would you like to come to um, a party of mine?” pestilence gives him a big smile. “i remember back than you attended more than one of my feasts, you could even bring along crowley.”

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"Oh, I'd love to Pestilence! Your parties are always wonderful. When would it be?" Aziraphale smiled back, and pulled a small planner out of his pocket that had a matching pen with it.