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“what’s the worst fruit” i hope you fucking die im strangling you what the hell is wrong with you. ‘the worst fruit’… has god not made all of these fruits in the same light???? cunt

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For as much as I dislike Biden, responding to a campaign trail question of “how many genders are there?” with “at least three” is the funniest possible answer he could have given. That’s my go-to response for that question now

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thinking of being appointed the official "Bitch" of the Danaans

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need to find out if my son’s war crimes are to be punished by the gods for their cruelty or normal

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if your body is stripped of it’s armor in public, people assume you're horny. they assume you like getting naked. they assume you wanted your dick out in your final moments

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mary shelley: pours her heart and soul into the creature's ability to eloquently express his deepest and most painful feelings to frankenstein through literal pages and pages of speech

modern media: makes the creature unable to utter anything but grunts and scary sounds

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me: hey, there’s a documentary about a topic I am already interested in! let’s watch it!

me watching: already knew that. already knew that. wrong. already knew that. true but misleading. already knew that. already knew that. leaves out the important part. already knew that

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Love how this implies that after the downfall of humankind that doge is the species to supercede us

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ah yes, Kandinsky, Malevich, Larionov, Shepitko, Tarkovsky. all were famous for never making anyone ask “what does it mean?”

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reverse apostrophe where the epic narrator addresses themself in first person As one of the characters

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You’re a random passerby who glanced at me and I’m an abstract artist snorting crack who read too much into the situation and declared you my muse

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