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Suck A Dick September is coming up! You better start practicing!
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been feeling like a pervert recently so i bought some physical copies of books ive been meaning to read
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okay im gonna hypnotize you with my ruby amulet now DONT BE WEIRD ABOUT IT. im doing this to make you betray the king. IT IS NOT A SEX THING
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AUGUST IS OVER??????
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"next time, log in faster with fingerprint/face/iris recognition!" how about i keep typing my password like i have for the past 25 years and you fuck off
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Here, I can take up the whole of the sky / Unfurling, becoming my full size / And look at me burst through the ceiling / Aren't you so glad you came? / Breathless and begging and screaming my name / Screaming my name
FLORENCE + THE MACHINE — Everybody Scream (dir. Autumn de Wilde, 2025) ✧
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The whole “protect the children” stuff makes a lot more sense when you realize that they treat their children like their possessions, so it’s less “let our children live their best lives” and more “don’t mess with my long term investment”
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If carp could speak they would all have French accents
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There is no autism that makes white people unable to understand racism and when they're being racist. Please. Be serious with yourself and us.
#it’s bc most white people are raised to see ‘racial civility’ and ‘non-racism’ as equivalent#so white autistics struggle with ‘civility’ and assume they deserve a pass#no bitch. youre racist. you gotta do the work too#and all the people who you know who are quiet abt it are racist too#they’re just better at lying that they’re not
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i hate it because they're so so fucking right
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The lion does not concern itself with the bank account balance when a little treat is calling
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tonight i swore a blood oath to the minimum wage workers at my local subway
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