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"i don't want to scare you" "WELL YOU ARE" crimeboys thesis statement
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wilbur is so fucking crazy. please hear that i love you in the quiet bit. please hear that i'm sorry in the quiet bit. all i do is love you and all i do is feel so fucking sorry for everything i've done to you and i never stop talking i never stop posturing so i need you to hear it in the silence, tommy.
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My level 2 goblin mutual hasn't posted in a while I'm starting to worry about him. What if some adventurer got to him
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the way people are about men who do not conform to kratos esque patriarchal standards is very odd and honestly (derogatory) very roman. You will see a man with no muscle, no facial hair and immediately go 'TWINK!!!!!!!!!!!!! femboy!!!!!!!! he takes it up the ass!! he needs to get pegged!!! small dick!!!!' Do you hear yourselves.
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Some ramblings on art pricing bc I'm tired of this discourse
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old people thinking they have a monopoly on pain is insane. what the fuck do you mean i'm "too young" to have hot flashes. i'm going to wring the sweat out of my shirt and make you drink it.
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girl with the most baffling sense of style you've ever seen
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I wanted to read a fantasy book so I went to r/fantasy on reddit and also checked out my local bookstore: What the FUCK. These books SUCK. How do you fuckers read this shit? You IDIOTS. I have never seen such an uncreative "creative" genre in my life. You all looked at Tolkien and decided 'well that's good enough' - There has been almost no innovation in this space AT ALL for 50 years. Books are dying because publishers and authors alike are afraid of making something REALLY weird and twisted. You'd rather regurgitate the greats. I'm gonna pick up a pen and show you how it's done. You fuckers. Anyone have any good recommendations?
#terry pratchett is good for reading. lovely books. full of rage and love for the world#tho if youre asking for writing ideas: make your protagonist a pickle
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you can tell i'm feeling down rn because i'm not even excited for 9/11 this year. it's like all of the magic has gone out of the holiday
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This is really clever. I wonder how long it took her to find all of these.
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