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i thought my laptop was on its last leg because it was running at six billion degrees and using 100% disk space at all times and then i turned off shadows and some other windows effects and it was immediately cured. i just did the same to my roommate's computer and its performance issues were also immediately cured. okay. i guess.

so i guess if you have creaky freezy windows 10/11 try searching "advanced system settings", go to performance settings, and uncheck "show shadows under windows" and anything else you don't want. hope that helps someone else.

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combine your first real fandom with your current one to create a terrible, terrible au

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Adobe is going to spy on your projects. This is insane.

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i will say this until i’m blue in the face but i love the reoccurring motifs in taz balance like. shut the fuck up what do you mean crystal kingdom happened bc a son loved his mom. what do you mean the eleventh hour happened bc a dad loved his daughter. because a mom wanted to be with her babies again. what do you mean that so much of everything was built upon the voidfish wanting to be with its child.

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first they made it mandatory to log in everywhere. create an account to download your free template Log in to access resource give us your email nowwwww. Now the humble password is being killed too. open your magic email link! type your 6 digit code that we texted you because we required your email and your phone number! we’re gonna call you and whisper a code sweetly in your ear so you can log in to your account. yes it has a password but you cant use that anymore. okay? poob is gonna call you. now poob is just gonna call you.

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it’s crazy to me that Homestuck has apparently influenced every single piece of media to come out of the mid 2010s and yet I have somehow never played an indie game that attempts to lift any of this sylladex shit for its inventory. there should be 10,000 games out there by now with inventory management systems even HALF as fucked up and evil as “items can only be stored in inventory slots equivalent to their name’s Scrabble score”

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Hey horny writer lil heads up for you guys, the “ai” google is forcing into docs to “scan for grammar errors” has been proved to also be scanning for spicy content and multiple ppl have already got notifs saying like “we’re sorry, there was a system error and some of your work was lost” and it was only the horny stuff so uh

Pleeeeease back up your files !!!! Don’t lose your horny to a robot, that’s Doc’s job, not Docs’…

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Belphie was walking around with his mouth BUZZING, so I made him spit it out

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HAPPY BIRTHDAY HELMEPPO!!

Our brightest most dedicated bi cheerleader is celebrating his never ending youth for he is a fictional man.

Remember to tell your sidekick thank you today

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My Journalling RPG Dreadfarer is now available for everyone!

Explore the strange shores of Lemuria, uncover its terrifying secrets, and watch your body twist under its many curses.

You can get the book digitally, or preorder a physical copy!

Physical preorder (also comes with digital copy)

Digital copy

The final print version of the book will soon be landing on these shores, and then the print run will commence! I'm really excited for everyone to play this :)

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So horny for grey wardens like the concept of grey wardens. My brain is collapsing in on itself like a dying star.

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You’re married to your phone background/lockscreen how fucked are you

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Randomly curious:

Everyone I know would know of these, and many would have some in their kitchens. So now I'm curious how far that knowledge goes.

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why would you ever outsource fun to chatgpt? are you stupid? you can make mediocre shit by yourself too.

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the entire budget of the US military should be reallocated to insect research