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A quick and easy Spring Mix Salad with carrots, blueberries, red onions, feta cheese, and walnuts drizzled with a six ingredient homemade salad dressing.

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Bun Cha Gio – Vietnamese Noodle Salad with Spring Rolls

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Under the Cover of Fog (Magic Story)

I am fairly convinced that “Under the Cover of Fog” is actually THE Dack Fayden origin story, from the point of view of his father. Dack Fayden IS indeed the GREATEST THIEF IN THE MULTIVERSE, and what we know of him as being a native of Fiora is a part of the ruse.

Some considerations: -- He STOLE a fruit from another plane and preserved it while Planeswalking! (Somehow) -- He got GUILDMASTER LAZAV OF HOUSE DIMIR to provide resources for him and his family. -- He got GUILDMASTER LAZAV OF HOUSE DIMIR to Jedi-mind magic the rest of his family into believing that Lazav is his great-aunt. -- We see that he’s descended from many Dimir agents, and thievery runs in the bloodline.

...or that GUILDMASTER LAZAV OF HOUSE DIMIR really just has a soft spot for babies and everyone in the story was actually Lazav trying to appease the baby.

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Modularmander, a new way to play EDH!

So my two favorite formats of Magic are EDH and Chaos Draft. One is a highly structured and tuned pile of synergistic cards driven by a theme to be amazing and flavorful and full of awesome interactions. The other is a gloriously random pile of cards from up and down the history of magic, hopefully finding some way to intersect in an environment straight ought of the fevered nightmares of Rosewater. So how do I find away to scratch both itches? Why, the new Partner mechanic from c16, of course! I was brainstorming last night and came up with the bones of an idea for a brand new format that combines EDH’s tuning and rules with the feel of a random blend of chaos. This also has the bonus of being able to be a sealed experience, like a cube or a set of dual decks.

Read on and let me know what you think!

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Simple Magic by mas-r1980

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You’re walking in the woods. There’s no one around, And your phone is dead. Out of the corner of your eye you spot him,

Sorin Markov.

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Full Art Lads - Freudian edition

@church-of-avacyn

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If each planeswalker was locked in a room for an extended amount of time with a porcupine and some blueberries

Ajani Goldmane - Hiss at the porcupine until he’s set free Ashiok - frighten the porcupine to death with some blueberry based nightmare Nicol Bolas - would make the porcupine his newest minion, replacing Sarkhan Chandra Nalaar - Eat the blueberries, accidentally set the porcupine on fire Dack Fayden - Steal every quill off the porcupine, without it noticing, then use the quills as lockpicks to escape the room Domri Rade - Makes the porcupine a 40/40 and rides it through the wall Elspeth Tirel - Teaches the porcupine the meaning of chivalry, gives it flying, and uses the newly knighted porcupine to escape Garruk Wildspeaker - Kills the porcupine on contact, by accident, swears revenge on Lilliana Gideon Jura - Vows to protect the porcupine with his life, accidentally blows up the room in an attempt to escape, kills porcupine in process Jace Beleren - Switches his and the porcupine’s minds in a freak accident, grazes on blueberries while crying about Kallist Karn - Pets the porcupine very gently, despite its spines. The porcupine is uncomfortable- disturbed by Karn’s lack of ability to feel pain Kiora - Gripes that the porcupine is not a leviathan instead Koth - Ignores the porcupine entirely, walks through wall Liliana Vess - Turns porcupine into a skeleton, teaches the undead porcupine how to dance Nahiri - Makes a porcupine sized sword and armor out of the blueberries, tells the porcupine to help her save Zendikar Narset - Spends hours counting every spine on the porcupine- twice- only to discover that her initial count was wrong. Does it again. Nissa Revane- See Domri, but with more elves Ob Nixilis - Sacrifices it, in an attempt to gain his spark back Ral Zarek - Accidentally causes the blueberries to explode, also accidentally electrocutes the porcupine Sarkhan Vol - Turns the porcupine into a dragon, escapes. Post-escape, eats porcupine. Immediate regret. Sorin Markov - Meticulously places a blueberry at the end of every spine of the porcupine Tezzeret - Impales porcupine on his metal arm- spends hours painfully trying to remove it Tibalt - [Censored] Tamiyo - Spooks porcupine, spends hours wondering how it could curl into a moon shape. Forgets that there are spherical objects that aren’t moons. Ugin - Is mildly entertained by feeding blueberries to porcupine. Is glad to not be alone in a box. This time. Venser - Is dead in a room with a porcupine and some blueberries. Vraska - Turns porcupine to stone, plots to throw it at Jace’s face. Xenagos - Makes blueberry based alcohol, gets porcupine drunk. Parties. [Censored]

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{♚} Tea for two, please.

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are you kidding me

its fucking canon that the card art for sorin’s card is just a portrait in his manor

i can’t believe this