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you're gay

You're gay!

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then beg 😁

you're gay

You're gay!

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fake news smh my head 🙄

you're gay

You're gay!

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i really love when people use "[blank]sona" to talk about having to hide parts of their identity. "yeah when i visit my parent i've gotta be my cishetsona". officesona. singletsona. christiansona. it's so good

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YIPPII!!!!

just found this blog and its super cool, wanted to say that i absolutely love how the link for your askbox says "Ask mii anything"!!!

thank you!! i love adding puns into a lot of things, that one was practically done without thinking lol ^_^

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the biggest thing this post has done for me is realize just how not universal my experience is

i was extremely obsessed with kids mystery books in elementary school, so i read probably dozens of the 2nd boxcar children book and onwards before i ever read the first one LMAO

obsessed with how different the first boxcar children book is from the rest of the series. like i haven't read any of them in ages but iirc it was like

boxcar children book 1: they are living in a boxcar

boxcar children books 2-160: they are solving mysteries

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if youve never physically been in the presence of like, a real live wolf, and you probably wont get the chance to, heres some stuff about them you should know

a wolf’s fur is so unbelievably thick that you can get like, your whole hand into it while petting. and then you can keep going

wolves are a lot bigger than you think they are. think about how big you think a wolf is then just like double that

they dont really smell like dog but they DO smell and youre not going to be able to figure out if its a good smell or not

a wolf really wants to lick the inside of your mouth. he will not stop trying to lick the inside of your mouth at any cost, and generally speaking you need to press your lips together kind of tightly when he approaches your face so that he doesnt worm his damn tongue in there to give you what he thinks is an appropriate greeting

a wolf doesnt really want to look at you while you pet him but he wants you to pet him. hes embarrassed

if a grown ass wolf decides to lay down on you, you just have to deal with it and thats your life now

young wolves, much like young dogs, are overwhelmingly goofy and stupid. a teenage wolf will see your very fragile, very human shoulder and go “i can probably step on that with my full weight” and then he will do it

letting a wolf eat out of your hand is actually not remotely frightening, and youll want to do it all day

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when you get autism from your parents, call that nepo-tism

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one day i will finish my long ass analysis about the amtanormativity of the weird route but for now have this meme

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Going to try one of these

Spin this wheel to get a tumblr sexyman!

Reblog for a bigger sample size! And tell me who you got in the tags!

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gee sony! how come you get two universally panned movies within five years?

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hello I'm sharing this because I still follow you from when i was into undertale and just wanted to share with somebody. in a nostalgic spell i recently began playing Undertale with my partner who knows very little about it other than some vague knowledge it was popular on tumblr. he also does all the voices as we play. we just met sans, and since his only concept of sans is "tumblr sexyman" he has given him a voice so that he sounds like the onceler, and sort of like he's always speak singing that onceler song. it is very distressing. i regret giving him any agency. i hope i have made your day better or worse by sharing this.

this brings me so much joy, thank you

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i just thought about another good system name

metric. so you could be the metric system

y'know what would be a good system name?

farmers

because then you could go "we are farmers, bum ba dum bum bum bum bum"

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