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inspiritedice replied to your post: *casually steals one of his babies tbh*

“No! They’re just so cute, I want one!”

”Too bad she’s mine!”

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Rogue: *cant find sting in a crowd* well, this calls for drastic measures.

Rogue: *cups his hands around his mouth like a megaphone* STING'S EARRING IS STUPID

Sting: *from across the room* What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my words. You think you can get away with saying shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your tongue. You didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.

Rogue: There he is.

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*casually steals one of his babies tbh*

Give. Pepe. BACK.

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fxndiantre:

try not to laugh, try not to laugh, try not to laugh. Offcourse he failed miserably and let out a soft chuckle

&. of course, this small victory leads to a good bout of cackling from the mage before he manages to push words past his lips.

  “ Knew ya weren’t a total hardass, baby! “

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fxndiantre:

“Right, sorry.” He turned his green eyes away.

Shit. He’d gone and upset the newbie. How to fix.. How to fix...

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fxndiantre:

He stared at him.                  “What about it?”

” Oi, oi, ain’t no reason to get snippy. Jus’ wanted to see if you’re cool. “ which, evidently, he wasn’t. And his blessed little children seemed to agree with him, chorusing a loud, ‘not cool, not cool!’

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fxndiantre:

“.. Meat? Sure..” He looked up at the male

&. he just grins wider.   “ So you’re new, eh? “

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fxndiantre​:

                               “.. Can I help you?”

“ Nah, baby, ’m just checkin’ out the new meat. “ &. behind him, his dolls chant ‘new meat, new meat!’