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reblog to heal the person you reblogged this from
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who knew all this time the inequality guy just wanted 3 dollars
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being in love is great except for Oh God The Hog
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being in love is great except for Oh God The Hog
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ever since i learned that the flap of a butterfly’s wing could cause a hurricane on the other side of the earth, ive been doing nothing but nursing rare and endangered species of butterflies back to health. fuck the other side of the earth
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Betrayed and backstabbed by your scheming evil advisor? Psch. Skill issue. Absolute amateur problem. Just hire two of them and reward them for snitching on each other. Just make sure that neither of them is gay or they'll just end up hate-fucking each other and fucking you over all the same.
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COME ONE, COME ALL TO THIS TRAGIC AFFAIR 🩸 (prints)
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LIVE FOR ONE NIGHT ONLY! DEAD FOR THE REST!
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